Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison unveiled a bold new update to the justice system this week clarifying that laws are only enforceable when the emotional atmosphere feels “off,” sources have confirmed
Under the new framework, actions like blocking highways, storming buildings, and interrupting church services are now considered crimes only if performed by the wrong people, at the wrong time, with insufficient moral self-confidence.
Ellison explained that protesters who feel deeply enough about their cause are not breaking laws, but “reinterpreting them loudly.”
Meanwhile, police officers enforcing existing statutes will continue to face immediate investigations, federal charges, and long threads explaining why intent doesn’t matter when you wear a badge.
“Context is everything,” Ellison reportedly said while gesturing vaguely at a chart labeled Good People Yelling vs. Bad People Enforcing Rules.
“If activists disrupt worship, it’s speech. If cops stop traffic violations, it’s violence.”
Ellison also reassured Minnesotans that churches remain protected spaces unless activists need them for chanting, filming content, or building awareness through aggressive indoor yelling.
Leftists praised the move as a historic step toward “vibe-based justice,” a system critics say replaces equal protection under the law with a feelings check and a blue checkmark.
As of press time, Ellison was reportedly considering expanding the policy to cover looting, provided it is done with the correct tone and hashtags.
Awesome writ.
The idiocy of the left is beyond comprehension!
Good luck with that one moron!😂😂
Wow,
This Skrape post reminds me of an “ infinity circle ! “
Remember that thing they showed you how to make when you were a kid…
You cut a piece of paper, then make it into a circle. But, before you glue the two ends together to make a circle, you twist the paper so that when you glue it together you are gluing the top of one end to the bottom of the other ! Now, if you put an ant on to the paper strip and it started walking from one end to the other it would just keep walking for “infinity!” It would never reach the end because the more it walked toward the end it would just be at the beginning again ?
This satirical post, and others the Scrape has written, reminds me that things have gotten so crazy that reality and satire are no longer opposite ands of that strip of paper. Reality and satire have some how been rolled into a circle and then twisted and glued together.
Reality has become so twisted that we are now just a bunch of ants walking on an “infinity circle” made out of reality and satire.
We start walking from the reality side towards the satire side and the farther and deeper into satire we walk the closer to reality we get ?! This is crazy that satire is now a more accurate description of reality then a description of reality is !
Excellent observation.
The criminal Cartel in Minnesota will do “whatever is necessary” to continue their fraud, theft, lawlessness. The number rule of criminals is “never give up the crime.” Additionally, when the criminal is in control of the enforcement of law, then use your authority to change, nuance the application of law to defend the criminals within your Cartel. Blue States across America are nothing but 3rd world micro-economies, or organized criminal gangs seeking to steal from the Central Government at the expense of all American Citizens. This is sedition and their criminal behavior is treasonous and should be prosecuted and punished as such. Trump is dead right, sanctuary cities protect criminals and punish American Citizens. Sanctuary Cities are criminal gangs, Cartel’s that must be prosecuted, unfunded, clean out, returned from their shit hole status to law abiding US City/State.
Don’t these blue state idiots know what they are doing with the lawlessness, is what happened to the Roman empire, they let so many ( illegals ) in that their laws were no good cause the people coming in wouldn’t obey the laws , just as the Muslims here are saying islam will rule , so think back to history and now look at Minneapolis with the somalis, Muslims , they have taken over and the demonrats in control approve of it , cause they don’t
want to loose powers
Theres right and wrong, right and left ,its right there in the words. This is a result of the adjudication of the lucifer rebellion, demoncrats will do everything they can to maintain power. There is 1 party that assassinates their opponets and 1 that doesn’t ,1 party with God ,1 without, time to decide which side your on . God is merciful and forgiving , allowing people the ability to change their choices, will the brainwashed wake up to the truth or suffer thru eternity?
There’s no fixing stupid & these idiots are proving it. Fence the state in, electrify the fence , no one let out & let them finish themselves. It’s not worth our tax money to keep fighting stupid & going in circles.
This democrat just proves the age old fact that they are dumber than a box of rocks. Rocks Can’t think have no understanding of anything and seek their lowest level on earth with gravity. So you might say that followers of the democratic liberal party are caught between a rock and a hard spot.
Their rocks don’t even have a box. They are indistinguishable from dried cow droppings.
KARMA is a B…!
Yeah, well, some laws just might come back to bite him.
Entitled people, no matter what color and race, are so arrogant and violent if their ideology is not recognized and followed.
Hebrews 9:27 It is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes Judgement.