In a stunning but carefully choreographed press moment, an LA Democrat was ordered to stand trial on felony corruption charges after allegedly mistaking public office for a Venmo account, an error media outlets stressed is extremely rare and definitely unrelated to anything happening anywhere else, Sources have confirmed
Cable news panels immediately assured viewers that the case was an isolated fluke, much like the totally separate and also isolated Minnesota incident that recently forced state officials to invent a brand-new definition of “misplaced funds” during the Tim Walz era, which experts say was coincidentally caused by math, spreadsheets, and capitalism.
Party leaders clarified that voting on projects that enrich your spouse is only unethical if done without first announcing it’s for equity, while embezzlement becomes legal once the money briefly touches a nonprofit with a progressive logo and a three-word mission statement.
To calm public concern, the DNC released a memo reminding Americans that while Democrats in Los Angeles, Minnesota, New York, and several undisclosed states are under investigation, this merely proves the system is working and not that everyone is doing the same thing at the same time.
Activists praised the councilman’s bravery, calling the charges “an attack on democracy” and warning that accountability could spread if left unchecked.
As of press time reporters had pivoted to explaining why the Trump–Vance administration was somehow responsible for all of it anyway
Oh it’s definitely a pattern!!!
You’re being redundant when you say Corrupt Democrat
Funny how it’s always the media defending them…. It couldn’t be that the dems keep financially backing the media both literally and financially.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂stop it. This is too funny! Of course it’s a long standing corruption issue for demoncRATs/marcosts/communists/fascists/racists party! Plenty of republiCANTs will be involved too! BTW! Why isn’t the thief named or pictured? Hmmm
For now on, the main question any candidate will have to be asked is, should your position require you to vote yes on any law or approval of any government contract or any other situation where your spouse may be able to enrich theirs or your wealth by your vote, either yes or no, will you recuse yourself from said vote?
And who is the alleged corrupt Democrat? I’ll find it a lot easier to believe this if the politician is identified and his corruption is revealed. I’m in Los Angeles, so I have reason for wanting to know.
It’s already been proven and established by DOGE that politicians pay off the media to report what they want you to hear.
Chumps
But haven’t you heard? The fraud in MN is all made up by the republicans. Walz says so, therefore it MUST be true! We all know knuckleheads never lie!
It’s time to arrest all these corrupt democrats wasting and stealing taxpayers money they been doing this for decades send taxpayers money to foreign countries and contractors to laundering our money and give massive kickbacks back to democrats. Explain how every democrat became a multimillionaire on a government salary in 4 years of the Biden Harris and democrats administration. Every democrat needs to have a forensic financial investigation aka a colonoscopy into all their finances and assets. Their corruption is everywhere and it’s time to hold them accountable for stealing taxpayers money they belong in federal prison for life sentences without the possibility of parole or pardons and auto pen pardons.