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Mike Tyson Announces Next Boxing Match Will Be Against Father Time

Joe King by Joe King
December 15, 2024
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Following his disappointing bout with YouTube star Jake Paul, boxing legend Mike Tyson has announced his next opponent, Father Time himself, sources confirm. 

“Enough already, I’m calling the big man out,” said Tyson, apparently referring to the elderly representation of the passage of time seen in various forms of folklore. “If he’s not a bitch, he’ll show up here on Earth and take me on in the ring, like a man. I ain’t scared of you, Father Time.” 



Sports fans were skeptical of the fight actually happening. 

“I’m not saying I wouldn’t watch it,” said local boxing fan Nick Young. “But I just don’t think it’s going to happen. You’d have to find someone to sanction it and get everyone to agree to the rules, and that’s only after you get Father Time to appear on this plane of existence. Good luck!” 

As of press time, Jake Paul has announced that his next opponent would be 75-year old George Foreman, in a fight that will be streamed on Netflix, assuming Foreman makes it to the ring. 

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  1. Joe Modarots says:
    7 months ago

    If Mike Tyson can get Kieth Richards to join him in a handicap-tag team match…
    Father Time might just get his butt kicked !

    Reply
    • MAGA Man says:
      7 months ago

      Air boxing

      Reply
  2. Iron Mike, not to be confused with big Mike says:
    7 months ago

    Jethethe Cwithe !! Get a liwfe , pweople!!

    Reply

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