Chris Murphy has reportedly called for an investigation into what he described as President Trump’s “king-like powers,” after the President accepted private donations to keep military paid during the ongoing government shutdown, sources have confirmed.
Democrats were said to be outraged that Trump’s move didn’t require a 900-page bill, three subcommittees, and at least one speech about “equity in tank maintenance.”
Murphy fumed, “Only kings pay soldiers directly! In America, we prefer our troops to wait for checks signed by six bureaucrats and delayed for eight months!”
Chuck Schumer, meanwhile, reportedly gasped upon learning the donations came from a private citizen.
“That’s illegal generosity!” he shouted. “Where’s our cut?”
An anonymous staffer later admitted the outrage stemmed from jealousy, saying, “They’re mad they didn’t get dibs on the money first.
The President helped people directly — no committees, no delays, no campaign fundraisers.
That’s not how the system’s supposed to work.”
Americans watching the debacle began to notice a pattern: the same lawmakers crying “No kings!” seem to be the only ones living like royalty — complete with red carpets, personal staff, and taxpayer-funded tiaras polished daily for TV appearances.
As of press time, Schumer was seen drafting a bill titled The Royal Prevention Act, which would make it illegal to be nice without congressional approval.














I don’t believe that Schumer or any of the Democrats should received any back pay. They are the ones that started the government shutdown, not caring about who they are hurting, only wanting to serve illegals. Since they wanted the shutdown and had it scheduled beforehand, they need to be penalized – no back pay – not one penny. They don’t want to work then no money for these hateful, evil democrats.
Problem with this is that they don’t get back pay since they are actually getting paid on time in there normal payday cycle. Shut off there pay and benefits not and no back pay.
I understand that the Democrats shut down the government to deny the private sector essential services in order to facilitate a Democrat extortion scheme against them. Ie. Give us your money or we will deny you essential services and hurt you !
That is nothing new. But the complete disregard for how their extortion scheme will hurt their own, ie. the public workers, who’s pay and life’s well-being is dependent on their ability to provide the private sector with those essential services, is absolutely horrid even for them !
If Trump were king
This idiot and all of those calling for attacks upon Trump or any American
Would already be dead . Kings like to cut their heads off or hang. That’s what a king does ! Since Democrats have pushed our nation back to before 1860 . We have less than we had even 60 yers ago . There would be no media’s pushing the democrat/ deep state agendas Only what a king wants is done. And Trump regardless of what you think Is better than the outcome of any democrat sitting in our house again. I thank God everyday that the illegal wannabe. black is not in our house And may God intervene in all of our government. If Those In NYC put a jihadist Muslim into office. We will have a London / Europe disaster. Only fools vote their own killers into office. And as for as politicians we have had nothing that resembles a real man of God or real America in my life time of nearly 80 yrs. Right now they are spinning the shutdown as Trumps decision . Those refusing to see and hear Are threatening Those who work for the money they spend. But its the democrats that are doing it.
Think people They gave our industry away The only jobs left they gave to illegals . We must get rid of every illegal .And out of the 42 million on welfare and snap they make up over 60% . They must be gut off. And definitely must be in order to get our jobs back. Right now It’s the the democrats who are holding out to give illegals free medical . That will cost the taxpayers another $1.2 trillion dollars to our backs When Americans have barely anything That resembles any medical care .
Living in the only nation that ever has had a free people. They have n vet lived under a king or ruler It was the White people who gave their lives getting rid of King George so this nation would be free And since then blacks have had to help fight to keep the freedoms that are about to be removed by these same groups Last Ning up with the enemies of this natio. And one group in particular line up with the very people who are the ancestors of the slave owners. It’s not the southern people It is the democrats .