RICHMOND — Americans from every political persuasion reportedly experienced a rare moment of national unity this week after learning hundreds of strangers had donated to support a Virginia Air Force engineer accused of destroying automatic license plate readers, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the donations came from libertarians, conservatives, progressives, soccer moms, pickup truck owners, and at least three people who drive a Prius.
“This may be the first bipartisan issue we’ve seen in years,” one political scientist observed.
“Virginia residents are fighting back against the governor’s efforts to take away their rights and follow them everywhere with these surveillance devices. Nobody likes getting mail that somehow knows where they were before they got home.”
Government officials reportedly responded by proposing a new Commission on Why Citizens Suddenly Agree With Each Other.
The committee’s preliminary findings concluded the unity was “deeply concerning.”
Meanwhile, anonymous supporters allegedly mailed the engineer — now affectionately dubbed “Robin Hood” by donors across the Commonwealth — everything from gift cards to homemade cookies and a handwritten note reading, “We don’t mind paying tickets we actually earn. We’d just prefer the toaster stop keeping a travel diary.”
Even more alarming to bureaucrats, rumors spread that several anonymous donations had originated from people who professionally wear uniforms and politely decline to comment.
Investigators immediately launched an inquiry into the shocking possibility that Virginians occasionally agree on something regardless of politics.
As of press time, the commission had reportedly recommended installing additional cameras to determine why so many people appeared uncomfortable with being watched by… additional cameras.
I think the far left socialist and communist believe the people they govern are all stupid and will follow their lead like cows wanting to be milked. Except in this case milked of their money and freedoms. The sad reality is they may be correct. Those who voted for them have no clue what they have done and the people who stayed home and did not vote allowing this are just as stupid.
That Virginia governors race was fixed!! No way she got 180k votes after 8pm to only 20k for the other side. Doesn’t add up!
Welcome to California voting tactics. And the confusion that goes with wondering why the fuck they get away with it.
Fairfax County always comes in late and heavily Dem. Always. This election was no different.
Fairfax County always comes in late and heavily Dem. This election was no different.
It’s all the votes from dead people. They hate daylight.
We are in trouble in Virginia. Northern Virginia is “the trouble.”
Yep.
I think that it is time for a build it at home coarse, so do it yourself people can multiply the effect nation wide. The engineer should profit off of his work, we should all benefit. Surveillance precedes conquest, wake up Sheeple😁
The 20th century was sooo much better.
Well lets put cameras in every democrats bathrooms and homes and see what they do everyday and see how they like being spied on. Cameras should be put permanently with audio in every classroom or anywhere our children are so we can see and hear what every teacher is teaching and telling our children. Ever classroom should be able to show parents live what’s going on in their children’s classrooms by internet live-streaming. Teachers will hate this but they are our children and are paid by the taxpayers and we want to know what they are teaching our children. Cameras everywhere but not in our schools protecting our kids from being indoctrinated by radical lefties teachers. Ask any 15 to 20 year old and they don’t know anything about history or the constitution or basic math without a calculator or phone. Know knowledge about common sense and common history. And we pay these teachers to corrupt our children. No more schools and teachers every child can have a computer and every kid taught from one government approved curriculum from one source. It would save Trillions of dollars not wasted on building schools maintenance on schools and Trillions in savings on teachers salaries and benefits. One laptop costs one thousand dollars teachers make sixty plus thousand a year plus benefits. And physical building costs. Time for new ways to educate our children. No school no colleges no teachers. Trillions and Trillions and Trillions saved every year.
Welcome to Communit China or North Korea, take your pick.