Minnesota’s latest integrity initiative exploded into the open this week when a Vice Presidential thumbs up for a YouTube exposé replaced the Pulitzer Prize as America’s gold standard for journalism, sources have confirmed.
As the Minnesota Scandal continues to unravel, several Minnesota residents like Nick Shirley have gone out to report what’s really going on, since local media and their local and state government have spent so much time trying to cover it up.
Armed with a camera, a WiFi signal, and the radical idea of reading signs, Shirley allegedly discovered millions flowing through places that looked less like businesses and more like abandoned vibes.
When asked how dumb someone has to be to send 2 million dollars to a business titled “learing center,” when they cant even spell learning, an aide to Tim Walz said, “Well that’s why they needed the money to learn how to spell.”
The aide then reportedly requested a grant to relearn subtraction.
When one of these “learing” centers were visited and asked where the 99 children were, the owners and teachers replied, “In our hearts,” before quickly locking the door and applying for emotional attendance credits.
Pulitzer judges responded by announcing a new category honoring journalists who heroically ignore obvious corruption, like a participation trophy for stay at home journalists.
As of press time, Minnesota officials were reportedly opening an investigation into who leaked the truth, promising “justus”…. just as soon as they learn how to spell it.
I find it very funny to why it’s always an independent journalist, that always gets the breaking stories, out to the general public first, normally live coverage so everyone can see the truth first hand, no spin, just the facts.
Then the MSM try to jump on the story, trying to change the narrative, with excuses and denial of any fraud happening. The MSM have gone way past their Best ‘Sell by Date’, people only read their BS stories to have a ‘Good Laugh’ with the way they try and spin their ideas of true facts, with undocumented source’s.
The independent journalists, cut through the fat and get to the real meat and bones of the truth!
It’s because the main stream media is full of corrupt people. Those who aren’t and actually try reporting on fact are thwarted by those in upper management. I’ve had enough experience over the years with new papers and such to figure that one out. I also know a number of insiders who had said as much.
The Lame Stream Media was infiltrated and taken over by left wing ideologists long ago. They took a once trusted Information source, and turned it into propaganda and social engineering. Just another reason I stopped paying attention to it.