The Democratic National Committee has reportedly borrowed $15 million after accidentally blowing its entire budget on emotional-support services for chronically depressed politicians, sources have confirmed.
Leaked documents reveal the DNC spent millions on “election-anxiety yoga retreats,” primarily attended by staffers who claimed their chakras were “collapsed by Republican confidence.”
Another chunk of the budget funded a 24/7 therapy hotline designed for Democratic leaders like Chuck Schumer or Hakeem Jeffries experience shortness of breath, dizziness, or spontaneous fainting spells whenever they hear the word “Trump.”
Operators say the hotline becomes “completely overwhelmed” anytime polls show voter enthusiasm for things like jobs, freedom, or not being lectured daily.
The last of the cash reportedly went to a university research grant attempting to answer a question AOC considers “actuarially impossible”:
“Why do voters keep choosing freedom and prosperity instead of our vibes?”
The University responded almost instantly: “Common Sense.”
Defending the $15 million loan, all three insisted the money was essential because, “Democracy collapses the moment we can’t afford to pay our activists, cater our safe space retreats, or emotional-stabilization aromatherapy.”
As of press time…the party leaders were requesting an additional $5 million to study how to divert taxpayer dollars to cover their loan payments — plus another $5 million to research how Democrats might eventually make eye contact with anyone other than their own reflection.
Jesus was woke – Quora post 11-19-25
I can’t speak for all liberals, but as a liberal…
I wonder why Christians hate Christian values so much.
You’re going to hate me, but I’m an honest guy so I’m going to tell you this. I’m a liberal atheist.
I was raised in multiple churches by a born-again Christian mother. I didn’t become an atheist for a lack of trying.
So, for my entire childhood, I went to church. I attended Bible studies. I was in Youth Groups. I sang in the Youth Choir and then the Adult Choir with real robes! My first reading of the Bible was the King James text. My mom bought me the Scofield Reference Edition for my graduation. In college, I dated a girl who was trying on the Southern Baptist church and I attended church with her and a few Bible Studies. I bought my very own Scofield for the NIV edition. Read the whole thing all over again.
It was then, as I closed the book after the final page, I decided I’d never pick it up again. Oh! The contradictions! Verse after verse negated what had been written in other parts of the Bible. I’m not the only one who noticed. The contradictions were right there, annotated by Scofield. The contradictions are known to their own scholars.
I tell you this to provide enough background that you may trust that I fully understand your religion. I understand the values of Christ.
I hate to break it to you, but Jesus was FUCKING WOKE.
Feeding the poor. Healing the sick. Preaching kindness. Teaching charity. Washing the feet of the leaper. His parents were displaced and seeking shelter, just like an immigrant. He was homeless, roving the countryside with his flock. He asked us to love our neighbors and to invite the homeless into our own homes.
It’s all right there in the red ink of the New Testament.
Do you know what he didn’t teach?
Build the wall. Not in there.
Just kiss them. Don’t even ask. Just kiss them. Not in there.
Grope your neighbor’s pussy. Not in there.
Build a mega-Joel Osteen temple and fly G7 planes to Davos? Not in there.
Call liberals names and say that we should be killed for doing HIS works? Not in there.
As I told you before, I’m an atheist.
I could not reconcile the actions of Christians to the words of scripture. And frankly, I couldn’t stand hanging around with you anymore. So I left.
What do I do? I work for a large City, helping deliver services to our 500,000 citizens. I work with our police department. I work with our Courts. I work with our Parks Department. I donate time and money to our local food banks to feed the poor.
When tragedy strikes? While you are sending thoughts and prayers, I’m out there asking how I can help. What can I do? Where do you need me? How can I help to lift this rock out of your path and to ease your burdens?
Why do I do those things? It’s possible I learned about them from you when I was a teen. Maybe I learned them from my time as a Presbyterian. Maybe it was when mom joined the United Church of Christ. Maybe it was when I attended Catholic services with friends. Maybe it was when I was a Baptist for a couple of semesters. Maybe I’m just a nice guy.
But I’m a liberal so you don’t value me or what I do. You don’t want to know your neighbor.
That’s okay. I never ask the people I help if they are good enough to receive my help. I don’t look at their skin. I live in Arizona. I don’t care if my neighbor came from Mexico, or Honduras. I don’t ask. I try to help where I can.
So I ask you. You wrote this question. You assume I hate you.
Why?
Maybe you resent me for living the values you now deny.
Maybe it’s time for a little self-reflection.
And before you pound your keyboard trying to demonstrate how wrong I am, please try to remember:
WWJD?
Hint: He wouldn’t do that.
AC
am sorry you have all of this wrong and even thought you will probably say “I do not want your prayers” i will pray for you,because the sp[lit second you die you will realize that there is a GOD in heaven Who loves you and does not want you to go to HELL where you will be in torment for eternity. No church nor doctrine nor anything on earth can help you except God the Father through repentance to Jesus Christ believing He died for YOUR sin ,was buried and rose the third day to become your redeemer so yopu could escape the torments of HELL with Satan.
Thought this blog was about AOC ? Whoops, my bad !
Anyway…
Sounds like your doing a lot of what Trumps doing, but on a more local scale than a world one…
Kudos ! Keep up the good work !
You’re an idiot, plain and simple!
WOKE is not as you interpreted it! It pure propaganda that it associated the WOKE. Bible has quite a few contradictions due interpretations.
Cobbled together languages to make a word of multiple facets across civilizations.
You were given free choice to believe or not.
But snatching hope is not the correct way to go.
Maybe you are personally being tested. We all will be judged spiritually by the Most High God of creation.
You believe or not, it will not deter the final end of humanity’s judgment . 😎🗝✝️🙏🏼🇺🇸
WOKE is not as you interpreted it! It pure propaganda that it associated the WOKE. Bible has quite a few contradictions due interpretations. Cobbled together languages to make a word of multiple facets across civilizations. You were given free choice to believe or not. But stanching hope is not the correct way to go. Maybe you are personally being tested. We all will be judged spiritually by the Most High God of creation. You believe or not, it will not deter the final end of humanity’s judgment . 😎🗝✝️🙏🏼🇺🇸
Need a delete key and repost or better yet a edit key to correct auto spell throws in place!😎🇺🇸
Auto spell has been removed by Google. Google Owns You Tube It really attacks anyone who is for Jesus or America or against the swamp!
AI is running it all . Making your comments look ridiculous by spelling it grammar Causing the comment police to attack.
It is happening to everyone. Especially me ! I recheck at least 3 times
I absolutely belong to Jesus !
WWJD?
Well HE would not give money to the man who wants to become a woman because God does not make mistakes. Yes, HE would forgive them. Nor would HE help a criminal who broke the laws and butt up in line of the waiting process to gain entry into another country. Nor would HE give money to an unmarried young lady in the family way to get rid of the evidence, etc. Just sayin’
Don’t lump all of us in the same category. My spouse and I donate plenty of funds to our church for various ministries and we also donate our time to various causes. Yes, only God is perfect, the rest of us are flawed and we live in a fallen broken world.
Yes, very nice you are into Good Works. Still won’t get you into Heven. You are not atheist, you are agnostic. You know there is a GOD, you just deny HIM. I hope you don’t die of a sudden heart attack so you have time to repent and ask for forgiveness.
Is your name KEVIN,,,,,
KC, I choose to believe in a loving God. If he is not, I am not interested in being saved. I guess I will burn in eternity, at least I did something for the world and the common man. If that is what God wants me to burn in hell for so be it.. I will have served my fellow man. Wasn’t that the point of the Bible, to help those who could not fend for themselves. I choose to believe there is good in people including you. I choose to believe that love conquers all, and is moe powerful in the end.
KK I believe God made us in the image of God. That he/she is perfect in all ways. Don’t reject the cornerstone. 🏳️🌈
JM – I will take as a compliment. Thanks, you too. God bless you and your family.
JEH – you are entitled to you opinion. And, of course so am I. 😊 that is how America works (currently) That is what makes this country great TODAY. Unfortunately, there are no guarantees. that our country will survive another 250 years. We must protect her from threats foreign and domestic. This is my last post in this space. Thanks to all you Daily skrape subscribers for all you feedback . You are all awesome!!!
God bless you all. ☮️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🏳️🌈
For all of you !
Look up who AOC’ really is. She came into being by winning a contest. She came from an affluent family . Living in a affluent neighborhood . A contest given by a group that wanted to mold and create a candidate they wanted. She won out of over a thousand people . She fit the bill . Her lies were able to believe without even flinching. The people who created her and gave her training for over a year Did not miss one thing. Right down to the smile and clothes. Plus classes on how to speak right down to the accent !
Now have since regretted their choice And has come out against their creation .
It’s too late. Her damage is astronomical ! Hopefully her constituents that are from the poorest part of New York A part she never visits. Will finally remove her.
The danger she imposes to our constitution and freedom . Comes not from a Real American . But one who has absolutely has been so propagandized against the very people she has stolen millions from.