In a bizarre twist of technological diplomacy, all European robot leaders—yes, actual robots installed to simulate leadership—have simultaneously tweeted an identical message of support for Ukraine, sources have confirmed.
The eerily synchronized tweets to President Zelenskyy read: “Your dignity honours the bravery of the Ukrainian people. Be strong, be brave, be fearless. You are never alone, dear President. We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.”
This synchronized digital chorus has raised eyebrows and sparked conspiracy theories about a central server controlling all European robotic heads of state. Critics argue that it might just be cheaper to program a few phrases of solidarity and hit ‘repeat’ rather than conduct actual foreign policy.
Political analysts are divided over whether this is a glitch in the Matrix or just European efficiency at its finest. “Why have diverse diplomatic strategies when one generic, heartfelt message will do?” joked one analyst during a televised debate.
As of press time, the robots’ programmers were reportedly updating their software to include at least three variations of the message to simulate a more authentic and less robotic diplomacy.
We as a sovereign nation needs to pull out of the UN and NATO as these countries are only using the US tax payers as a money laundering machine and scheme
I for one want Trump to lock America down . And get Americans back to being Americans. We are not a land of immigrants but a land of Americans . It’s not only Trump but all Americans who love this country should stand up and take back what the world took from us. Our enemies are within . And it’s not Trump ! Americans are willing to throw their own country to those who sliced up babies and put guns up the vaginas of females and blowed their brains out. And push abortions to kill Americans. Not illegals. Europe is killing its own people allowing Muslims to murder them. Sound familiar ? The Magoo regime paid with our money BLM and Antifa to kill Americans. I say let Europe have the Russian Agent and he always has been one since the age of 18 .And still is . And Zelensky is a dictator that Soros and our CIA put into office. He murdered all those who disagreed with him . Americans have forgotten Zelensky’s recent world tour of bashing Americans. While our people die in the streets .,By the hands of our own government and Americans within and every illegal terrorist. And Americans Forgot Zelensky ‘s j (not being a citizen) campaigning for Harris . Or the billions that has helped increase our debt to over $32 trillion dollars along with millions of illegals!
It’s amazing how Americans wanted transparency until they got it. Giving Hamas $50 million for condoms is what you are standing for While bitching about the cost of eggs But never saying anything about the billions of chickens they are killing. We just saw what really happens behind closed doors. . The difference is we saw it! And it wasn’t covered up And was as not coming to us by a melt butter in the lying mouth of a perverted politician . Or Nazi media ., What kind of fools protest with our enemies within our borders ? No wonder . The world treats us their money bags
Well researched and presented. Too bad the average citizen who has once again “turtled” back into their shells of sublime ignorance won’t take personal action or interest. I would love to make your reply required reading!
Zelinsky wanted more money – if he really wanted peace he would have signed the agreement Trump presented to him.
Zelensky wanted our troops and our boys are not his to kill like he has done his own citizens. Make no mistake, Soros is the main evil in all of this. He handpicked Obama to start his downfall of the world to establish his one world order. Democrats have been on a downhill spiral since then and now they are just ridiculous and a laughing stock. Liberals the word over are creating chaos in all countries. We need to change.