In a bizarre twist befitting modern celebrity politics, Rosie O’Donnell’s alleged “digital stalker” has reportedly turned out to be none other than Rosie O’Donnell herself, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the comedian spent days posting to her Substack about a “Trump-like presence” tormenting her online — only for tech investigators to trace the IP address of the supposed harasser directly to her own Wi-Fi network.
“She blocks, forgets, and then argues with her own old account,” said one digital analyst.
“It’s like watching an identity crisis live-streamed in real time.”
Followers reportedly became suspicious when the mysterious “stalker” began complimenting O’Donnell’s early stand-up routines and defending her infamous The View rants.
One fan commented, “I thought it was weird when the stalker started promoting Rosie’s own merch.”
When reached for comment, O’Donnell claimed the situation was “spiritually manipulated” by “Republican Wi-Fi energy,” adding, “Trump probably hacked my soul through TikTok.”
The comedian has since demanded social media platforms “ban self-harassment caused by conservative interference.”
As of press time, O’Donnell was seen creating a new account titled @DefinitelyNotRosieOfficial while posting that her previous impersonator had returned — stronger than ever.
Ah, Rosie – the picture of insanity.
I don’t get it !
What is the fixation with this no nothing putrid foul mouth pervert
It’s a though America has no interesting people with real intelligence.
Kindergarten children have more intelligence that this thing or democrats
No wonder Americans can’t move forward Like New York and California and every democratic state. They all seem to not have any other candidates or citizens.?
Hey, folks. Don’t you realize this is satire?
Thi is not. Satire. Its clearly an issue of mental illness.
Hey silly .
I do.
Count how many times this satire has revolved around her . Like I said ! Do we not have anyone other than this pervert ?
No one likes a comment police
We get that enough from a demon democrat
Are you for real?? New York is now a communist state!! Just wait until their new mayor can’t deliver all those freebies he promised, it’s what socialism does!! You the Taxpayer will be funding everything until your standing in food line begging for food! Just wait and see!
Amen, New Jersey too!
I say it will be worse Obama and Biden let them in without any vetting . We will with fight or be passive as we watch our freedoms be removed.
Like London our people will be murdered and the government will give them a go ahead like the other illegals
Who in the HELL cares what O’Donnel says or does? She is happily secure in Ireland with her children that hate her. She can’t get Xanax in Ireland, so her mind is falling apart. Trump lives rent free in her head. The emptiness is oppressive, and he echoes round and round. There is nothing upstairs.
ROSIE IS A FAT SLOTH, WHO NEEDS SOME TYPE OF MENTAL HEALTH CARE. SGE MOVED TO IRELAND AND STILL HAS HER FETISH ABOUT TRUMP. THE WOMAN IS A PATHETIC PIECE OF HUMA ITY
SHE NEEDS TO JUST GO AWAY.
Rosie= A waste of human skin