Rosie O’Donnell’s obsession with Donald Trump has reportedly reached “critical malfunction” levels, again, sources have confirmed.
Witnesses say O’Donnell was recently spotted wearing an orange-haired wig, a MAGA-red hat, and clutching a pocket Constitution like she was auditioning for a patriotic reenactment of Fiddler on the Roof.
Her therapist had begged her to take just two days off from thinking about Trump — a request Rosie allegedly treated as a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Within mere hours of attempting the challenge, Rosie was seen sweating profusely, pacing in circles, biting her nails, and staring into the distance with a look best described as “heartbreak meets paranormal dread.”
One friend said she resembled “a woman trying to quit caffeine while trapped inside a Walgreens.”
Her inner meltdown has reportedly escalated to the point where she now practices Trump hand gestures in the mirror, shouting “WRONG!” at her own reflection.
Several friends fear she may accidentally become a Trump impersonator by spring.
One Trump supporter shrugged, saying, “Hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Welcome aboard, Rosie.”
As of press time, Rosie was seen Googling “best spray tan under $12” while muttering “this isn’t happening” into a decorative throw pillow.
Rosie is a very sick puppy. Her therapist is not helping her in the least.
She needs a straight jacket and a rubber room in Ireland and lots of drugs.
Rosie ODonnell is a true patriot and a healthy young lady. She left America because pedofile-in-chief Donald J Trump was fixed on ruining her and her awesome career. Rosie may return to America when America removes DTJ and his whole cabinet with articles of impeachment, presented by Senator Greene, another patriot and follower of the US Constitution. Anyone who aligns with MAGA, is actually engaged in a hate campaign devised to destroy our great country from the inside out. Anyone who sends troops into harms way and says he is protecting the people is a madman who needs to step down. Gavin Newsom for POTUS in 2026, Senator Mark Kelly for Vice President. We are currently being led by this most incompetent, power hungry “Leaders” in American History. I guarantee that Rosie ODonnell will return to America and be a part of the vision our founding fathers envisioned. Rosie ODonnell is an immigrant, her roots in Ireland. We are a nation of immigrants, unless you are a Native American. DJT and His family are all immigrants. Press on America, Wale Up.!!! 7 million Americans WOKE UP and demonstrated in Americas streets that we don’t want an emperor in chief. Once we grow to 15% of the electorate and sustain the resistance, we can topple the current political leaders and move on from this cancer we call MAGA and move on to greener pastures. I envision a great country, the beacon of economic power, compassionate, hard working. Why does 1% of the population have 50% of the wealth. America needs comprehensive Immigration and give back the power to the people . I may not be alive for this to occur. Most of those who post here will not either; we are in a dictatorship taking back our republic. Abraham Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave by where this great country
Lady your cuckoo for coco puffs, if you actually believe your Post, anyone who lets someone in your head and you get obsessed and if poor Rosie doesn’t get a real therapist soon, it’s going to get worse!!
O’Donnell, class D actress, is a nobody and thinks she is hot.
ODonnell is A “Classy Actress” and this American thinks she is hot! 😊
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