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Schumer Suffers Brief Flashback To When He Opposed Illegal Voting

Joe King by Joe King
March 21, 2026
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WASHINGTON — Chuck Schumer reportedly caused widespread confusion this week after experiencing what aides described as a “brief policy flashback” to a time when Democrats opposed illegal voting — before quickly regaining composure and returning to the approved position of opposing anything associated with President Trump, sources have confirmed.

The incident occurred while Schumer and Senator Raphael Warnock were arguing against voter ID requirements, when Schumer momentarily acknowledged that noncitizen voting could, and does in fact, happen.



Witnesses say the room fell silent.

“It was like watching someone accidentally remember something from 2006,” one aide said.

“We were all just hoping he’d snap out of it.”

Sources say Schumer appeared momentarily disoriented, reportedly muttering phrases like “secure elections” and “citizens only” before staffers quickly surrounded him with updated talking points and a glass of water.

“He got very close to making sense,” one strategist admitted.

“Another 30 seconds and he might have started quoting himself.”

Warnock reportedly attempted to smooth things over by explaining that while noncitizen voting can occur, acknowledging it could lead to dangerous levels of agreement with Republicans.

Party officials later clarified that Schumer’s comments were the result of what they called “pre-Trump memory interference,” a rare condition in which Democrats temporarily recall positions they held before 2016.

As of press time, Schumer was reportedly fully recovered and confidently explaining that any problems that do exist definitely don’t exist and should absolutely not be discussed.

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Comments 4

  1. Don Riccillo says:
    4 weeks ago

    The Democrat Party hates America. They can be counted on to wave the Constitution around when it suits them. All they want is power and control.

    Reply
  2. Donald Riccillo says:
    4 weeks ago

    The Democrat Party hates America. Count on them to wave the Constitution around while talking about preserving democracy. Their goal is power and control, that’s it.

    Reply
  3. charles wilkins says:
    4 weeks ago

    Democrats are now the party of legislative fools, trying to bloat the upcoming National Census by reporting illegals as part of their totals. Illegals all should be deported, they skirted immigrations laws, which is a violation of Federal requirements. The Democrats House and Senate minorities both are from NY State which is under serious investigations for fraud waste an abuse, They also including their Governor supported a Socialist Communist Mayor for NY city, one has to wonder what political affiliation they are really supporting? certainly not the American tax payer’s closing down the Government twice while they get paid, while ten’s of thousands of American taxpayer\s are not receive a pay day. Now thrown in their official position they are trying to stop that only Americans by law with ID can vote in elections, just like their polecat illegals first American tax payers last.

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  4. Diaz says:
    4 weeks ago

    He use to be FOR “Jim Crow 2.0”. Now, he is AGAINST it. Hatred of Trump has driven them insane.

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