Angel City FC scrambled to borrow jerseys from L.A.’s immigrant community for last night’s match after their own went unwashed, sources have confirmed.
The National Women’s Soccer League club, caught in a laundry snafu, reportedly turned to locals waving Mexican flags during recent anti-ICE riots, asking for spare soccer kits.
Right-wing X posts roasted the move, dubbing it “woke wardrobe welfare,” while MAGA memes showed players swapping jerseys mid-riot.
Critics slammed the team’s “Immigrant City Football Club” T-shirt stunt as pandering, with DOGE probing the club’s “undocumented uniform budget.”
Team captain Ali Riley claimed it was “solidarity,” but insiders say the unwashed jerseys stemmed from a protest-related staff walkout.
GOP reps tied the fiasco to “Biden’s border chaos,” joking, “Illegals saved their game!”
As of press time, Angel City was begging fans for Febreze to fend off future kit crises.
First off there are no immigrants Only illegals And as for Americans Our white ancestors died making us a nation. And the revolutionary war made us a nation of Americans Not immigrants or illegals.
Anyone who says we are should have their tongue ripped out and thrown over the Clift. And we are not a democracy we are a Republic. Who is ready to fight to take our nation back from morons with no genders and no jobs