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Speeders Rejoice Judge Demands Warrants for Tickets

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
April 30, 2025
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In a head-spinning decision, California U.S. District Judge Jennifer L. Thurston ruled Tuesday that police must obtain warrants before pulling over speeding drivers, sparking conservative outrage, sources have confirmed.

The ruling, hailed by progressives as “revolutionary,” claims warrantless stops violate Fourth Amendment rights, effectively tying law enforcement’s hands.



“Speeders deserve privacy!” Thurston declared, per court documents, prompting cheers from ACLU activists and groans from sheriffs.

GOP lawmakers blasted the decision as “lunacy,” warning of free-for-all highways where speeders zoom unchecked.

“This is Biden’s California chaos on steroids,” one X post ranted, noting the state’s already lax enforcement.

Police unions, furious, say the ruling cripples traffic safety, while defense attorneys celebrate the “new era” of driver freedom.

Critics argue Thurston’s logic could extend to DUIs, paralyzing policing further.

As of press time, California speeders were spotted hosting “Warrant-Free Drag Race” parties on I-5.

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  1. Helen E Sanders says:
    12 months ago

    So now California won’t let the police stop speeders without a warrant. I didn’t know that those speeding would tell the police that they will be speeding. Now what happens when that one who is speeding gets into an accident and kills someone. I guess that is when you sue the judge and the state. California is definitely one state that I will never go to again. That state is CRAZY.

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  2. GSM says:
    12 months ago

    Every death/ injuries that is caused by a driver speeding. That judge should face charges and prison as well as the driver. California is the land of the insane loons ! It’s time judges were shown the door. Prison !
    Sad thing is ! This is a satirical rendition of actual events.
    This is one reason other states do not want the loons to come to their states Whatever has griped the people of that state The rest of the country Doesn’t want !
    There is a cure ! As we are seeing the Brain impaired Biden . Is now giving speeches and writing books.
    It’s called clones and impersonators .His greed has no end
    But Americans wish he would cease to be in the public . But like all democrats they never die they hang around the fringes of DC . Until we die !

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  3. Dennis Lary says:
    12 months ago

    Now I will have to check the length of the bear’s tooth before I can shoot it!

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    • H Lee says:
      12 months ago

      This judge is too stupid to realize how dumb she is. Police should be calling her every 10 seconds saying I need a warrant for this car on freeway going 110 MPH, don’t have the driver’s name however, can I have warrant for annonomous or maybe john doe. Does it have to be served in person before I can stop them? How many hours before I can get it? It is 11PM no one is answering the phone at the courthouse! Answering service says it is lunch hour and call back at 1PM, etc., etc., etc.

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  4. Pia Irma says:
    12 months ago

    With any luck, the speeding drivers will terminate themselves by speeding into a stone wall and not involve or harm anyone else, and the only “ticket” to be issued will be a “toe tag” at the morgue.

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  5. Floyd currie says:
    12 months ago

    What POTUS appointed this dingbat?

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    • GSM says:
      12 months ago

      Democrats ! Go look up the hearings for the nominees . They pushed her and 234 more like her into position right up to the day Trump took office No republicans voted for them But democrats rubber stamped the most putrid vile insane people to sit in those positions Go watch Schumer’s great announcement of accomplishing this .
      There’s the reason Trump is dealing with lawfare not the actual laws

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  6. Tom Donohoe says:
    12 months ago

    What idiocy. Speed kills. Let me run and get a warrant. Ha ha.

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