Bruce Springsteen asked Abdul El-Sayed to hold off on depositing his election-night check until somebody bought Section 112, sources have confirmed.
With the election over, Springsteen’s fan club closed up shop over his public endorsement of El-Sayed.
Former members picketed outside the box office.
Their complaint was simple enough.
It would still cost them $1,000 to hear a millionaire sing about how hard it is to make rent.
Springsteen initially mistook the picket line for a crowd waiting to get in.
He waved, yelled “Solidarity!” and asked security to check their tickets.
Security radioed to ask whether they should charge the picketers for loitering.
“We’re asking The Boss for a living ticket price,” said one fan, who had taken an extra shift to cover the convenience fee.
Springsteen offered to stand with the workers. Standing room started at $1,000.
On the phone, Springsteen assured El-Sayed that one buyer was still interested in two aisle seats.
“He’s waiting to hear back from his mortgage broker,” he said.
An El-Sayed aide floated cutting ticket prices in half and billing the difference to people who stayed home. The aide called it universal concert access and added a parking fee for people who listened from their kitchens.
As of press time, El-Sayed had deposited the check anyway. The bank sent it back stamped “INSUFFICIENT FANS.”
Thanks for pointing out to all Veterans on this day that there are people who are working hard to subvert the basic principles of our country.
Springsteen fans, not to worry…
Im sure EL-SAYED and the rest of his Communist ilk will confiscate all Springsteen
tickets, and hand them out for free ! AND, Im sure that MR. SPRINGSTEEN, being a man
“Of the people,” will be more than happy to perform all of his concerts for free !
Isn’t it strange that Muslims do not condone Rock music and Brucie Springqueen has never had a concert in an Islamic country? Does that make him one of their “usefull idiots”?
EL-Sayed is American. Stop with yhe BS. He is no different than any other religion in this country. He swears to the constitution just like you . Racist!
He’s a Muslim. He can swear all he wants. It means nothing to him.
Rasist? .. Strong talk coming from a liberal sympathizer. I never mentioned El-Syed but you knew who the shoe fits. Would a Muslim permit you as a female to talk to a male stranger? I would. Doesn’t that make our religion different? Can’t dispute the facts. You have the freedom to go live in a muslim country, That would be much simpler than the effort you are putting into importing it here.
Your naïveté is only surpassed by your stupidity. Having lived for many years in Muslim countries they will only be satisfied when you are totally subjugated to their ideology which is not a religion, it is a political system and a way of life. Be ready to wear your hijab and never leave your house without a male family escort.
Try looking up Quoran 8.12. That’s what El-sayed professes to believe.
His fans deserve what they get Springsteen fans, I mean. Springsteen has always been a leftist liberal hack that hates America. He swore to move to another country. If Trump got elected and never did. That’s what you do when you become a multi-millionaire off the backs of millions of Americans: leave the very country that made him a multi-millionaire and dessert his supporters. I’m surprised any of them are true Patriots by picketing give me a f****** break. I used to be the biggest Springsteen fan. I abandoned him years ago when I woke up
BOSS spelled backwards….. silly sob