WASHINGTON, D.C. — The American left was reportedly in tears Saturday morning after Vice President JD Vance’s Halloween post went viral, sources have confirmed.
Democrats who spent months sharing “Fat JD” memes as digital revenge art were horrified to learn that Vance found it hilarious.
“What he did was cruel,” sobbed one MSNBC contributor while nervously rearranging their emotional support crystals.
“We made that meme to hurt him, not for him to… enjoy it!”
AOC took to X to condemn the post, calling it “a disgusting exploitation of large-bodied Americans.”
She later clarified that “only Democrats are allowed to mock people compassionately.”
Progressive activists have since launched a petition demanding Congress ban “unauthorized self-deprecation,” arguing that “owning your flaws without permission” undermines collective victimhood.
Outside the Naval Observatory, protestors dressed as sustainable sadness held signs reading “Comedy Without Consent Is Violence!” and “Stay Sad, JD!”
One distraught influencer reportedly screamed, “He’s mocking us by being confident!” before passing out face-first into a gluten-free tofu casserole.
As of press time, White House staffers were planning a “National Feelings Day” to help liberals recover from the trauma of JD Vance having a sense of humor.
So much bullshit. Grow up for God’s sake. Grow up right side, right isn’t always right. This is AI generated.
It sounds like it struck a chord with you. I find these things hilarious because they are pretty much spot on, even though it’s satire.
Well michelle, right is definitely not left so i would say that right is always right😏. You do realize this is a satire sight correct?
Amen!
Excellent..
Unfortunately I see far too many comments on here that lead me to believe that far too many on here believe it is true and not satire.
I guess their motto of what’s good for me, but not for thee is laughable. Getting the thee commie bullshit thrown right back in your face, and I’m laughing.
Further proof that the left has no sense of humor, nor any sense of satire or sarcasm – and it keeps biting them in the ass, that’s why they are so miserable and the rest of us can laugh and be happy that we aren’t them.
Right on! The woke gene represents a deprivation of humor. Wokes have no idea of the entertainment they provide for intelligent, rational people.
Keep this stuff up. Well done😜
Well
It’s amazing. The democrats are the ones that flooded the media’s with memes ! Most which have a special place in Hell waiting !Because their mockery of the Lord God. Pleased the Muslims and their sick putrid vile egos.
For yrs Trump and every American put up with their constant memes . And had to endure the demented old fool with dementia . Showing his fists and screaming cuss words to insult Americans We have had Other Presidents that did not do what that moron did Assassinated. Satan protected his special fool Read Ps53v1
Now it’s Schumer and Pelosi . Doing the Magoo air fists. Their putrid language has always spewed out of idiot mouths
Remember all those memes of Trump they spread across every media ? They made to look like Hitler.
Well this one of Vance just shocked them
Because ! Somebody beat the democrats to their own game. Turning their usual tactics into a laughable event of his own choosing .
Democrats fail to see Americans don’t just have black and illegal fatigue We have absolutely total disgust for every democrat. And find it more disturbing that not one democrat has ever left DC
They cling to the outer edges. Waiting for worship from the morons they created.
👋PS: I must tell them Their creations are the brainless animals stealing and destroying everything in America. Rioting behind masks supplied by our enemies for our enemies within And the creators of these morons are aimed at their creators. The democrats
As far as the idiots stealing from Wal Mart
Think people It was the CRO Of Wal Mart that paid for the no kings riots Wal Mart makes 60% of its revenue off of Snap. EBT users get the best quality While those who have to pay for theirs get less and lesser value. Allowing Wal Mart to keep all prices high
My parents stood in London me during the depression to receive government assistance.
That’s about to happen. And during that time if you broke in line or tried to steal. Well a stomping by hundreds of people who did not wear masks and were not wussies .
The truth hurts and as well as the RIGHT,the LEFT WING NUT JOBS will never have the brains to decipher that yes the stories are satire ,with a twist of reality, the problem is within our elected representatives who have welcomed the minority of the Leftists, Socialist, Communist,Culture that is taking over America,A multi culture Country will eventually collapse, Europe is almost there,America is slowly behind them.,question is ,is satire a way of showing reality?, my answer is YES.
It is by the way comments written about what the article/satire is portraying . The reality is satire softens the blow of real reality. And in today’s environment we have too many people policing other Americans that think we should obey them. Our rights don’t matter to these kind. Only those who pay attention can see the truth hidden behind sarcasm./satire
I do agree with you
But the real problem lies with all of us. We let these idiots do to us whatever they wanted to. Americans should have stopped our children from being dumbed down. And really vetted every person that sits in our entire government . This is the cost of Americans being to busy and not holding their feet to the fire .
Satire is the reality with humor.
Remember
Yesterday’s conspiracy is today’s reality.