In a dazzling display of progressive excellence, Governors Gavin Newsom, Wes Moore, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani are locked in an unofficial competition to see who can drive the most productive residents out of their jurisdictions the fastest, sources have confirmed.
Maryland’s Governor Wes “Tax” Moore is making a strong late push, having just raised taxes by another $1.6 billion while turning the Old Line State into “California on the Chesapeake.”
“A lot of taxpayers are fleeing in droves,” one frustrated state attorney admitted before packing up and heading for greener pastures himself.
Meanwhile, Newsom continues his long-running masterclass in repelling humans with sky-high gas taxes, utility bills, and laws that basically treat criminals better than law-abiding citizens.
Not to be outdone, socialist heartthrob Zohran Mamdani is promising New Yorkers a glorious $30 million government grocery store in 2029 while aggressively pursuing policies guaranteed to make every small business owner suddenly remember they’ve always wanted to live in Florida.
The three visionaries are united in their brilliant strategy:
Raise taxes to fund services for people who don’t pay taxes, go soft on crime, and then act shocked when doctors, engineers, and anyone with a functioning job calculator decides life is better somewhere else.
At this rate, all three will soon achieve their ultimate progressive dream — total control over absolutely nothing except empty buildings and regret.
As of press time, the trio was reportedly planning a joint Zoom call titled “Why Are All These Selfish Taxpayers Leaving Our Utopias?” while quietly updating their own résumés for jobs in red states that still have functioning economies.
Don’t worry Virginians OUR Abigail Spanberger is running super hard to catch up with her male counterparts.
Yep! That’s the Socialist for you, everything fine untill they run out of other people’s money, but the ones with two brain cells left, are skipping the state taking their money they have left with them, whilst they still have some left! But we all know how it normally goes, when their socialist utopia fails, they will blame it on all those that left.
They say you should never bite the hand that feeds you, but the socialist didn’t attend school that day, they must have been busy demonstrating somewhere that day! 🤔🤣🤣
The biggest threat to America is democrats. If they’re not not stopped they will destroy our country.
Why don’t we ship all our democrats to Iran. They would fit right in with the hardline mullahs.
Moore and Newsom will be entertaining on the Presidential Debate stage.
Let’s not leave out that fine governor of Minnesota, Mr. walz (doesn’t deserve capital letters).
And yes, we will be former Minnesotans.
Maura Healey isn’t too far behind. Along with Hochul. You can only ask so much of people and then they rebel.
Hochul sent her agents to FL to ask the smart people who fled NY to come back so she could tax them to death again. She must think those people are as stupid as she is. Her agents were given a double finger salute and laughed out of FL. When are the people of these blue states going to get the rope and hang all of these traitorous SOB’s. How many in the NY legislature? 400? Home Depot has enough rope for a good public hanging. Theft by committee is still theft.
Not fair: Newsom had a several-year head start.
As I go about my day her in Dallas/Fort Worth, I hardly find anyone who was born here. Everyone’s fleeing the morons in their home. They make the Exodus from Egypt look like a line of kids at the crosswalk.