In a shocking discovery that has raised both eyebrows and chuckles, former President Donald Trump found an invitation to Joe Biden’s upcoming birthday party tucked inside the Resolute Desk, sources have confirmed.
The unexpected find occurred during Trump’s routine search for his favorite Sharpie, which he claims writes “the best executive orders.”
The invitation, adorned with blue balloons and a picture of aviator sunglasses, was apparently left behind as a playful gesture by Biden himself, who noted, “Hope you’ll join us, Donald. Bring your golf clubs!”
Trump, initially bewildered by the discovery, tweeted a photo of the invitation, commenting, “Maybe Joe forgot this isn’t a basement party!” The tweet has since gone viral, sparking a slew of memes and GIFs across social media, with users speculating on the party games that might be played, from “Pin the Policy on the Congress” to “Hide and Seek the Nuclear Codes.”
Republican insiders suggest that Trump might just RSVP yes to give Biden a lesson on “how to party like a real billionaire.”
As of press time, Trump was seen asking White House staff if the gift shop sells birthday cards that play “Hail to the Chief” when opened.
KEEP GOING MR PRESIDENT YOUR DOING GREAT.
Absolutely 💯
This is one order that makes me VERY happy. Enough of the foolishness already. I love what what President Trump is doing, keep up the good work.
Just remember that Michelle want nothing to you so make sure that her people who are supposed to to protect her from harm are the same ones they sent to PA with you for protection it’s only right to return the favor!
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Amen
Thank you Mr. President for bringing sanity back to our country!
Common sense is back in the whitehouse! I hope he goes after Smith and all those corrupt people involved in trying to break him!! Especially that corrupt Judge!! Biden should be investigated also Cheney!! Pay is a bitch! Go get them!
I’m thrilled to have President Trump in FULL CHARGE
OF OUR COUNTRY!!!!!
He is GREAT 👍
I’M COMPLETELY CONVINCED OF HIS CAPABILITIES!!!!
Thank you G-d 👏🤩💕🤞