In a culinary scandal rocking the elite, Martha Stewart, Uber Eats’ spokesperson, has confessed she’s never ordered takeout, despite hawking the service in glossy ads, sources have confirmed.
The domestic diva, known for her perfect soufflés, admitted at a Hamptons gala that she “wouldn’t dream” of eating food delivered by “some stranger’s car.”
Sources say Stewart, who signed a lucrative deal with Uber Eats, considers takeout “beneath her standards,” preferring to whip up gourmet meals from scratch.
Fans on X are roasting her hypocrisy, with one post joking, “Martha’s too busy hand-churning butter to click an app.”
Conservatives pile on, calling it peak liberal elitism—promoting services she’d never touch.
Uber Eats execs are reportedly fuming, but Stewart’s team insists her “authenticity” sells.
Critics argue she’s out of touch with the gig economy she profits from.
As of press time, Stewart was spotted crafting a “homemade Uber Eats bag” from artisanal linen for her next ad.
The moral of this story is. Think for yourselves. Never glorify anyone But God ! Becoming rich sets you apart from those who needed you to get there . Why would she partake of what disgusts her . It’s amazing how many of these people push stuff on the people when it’s not good enough for them . Socialism is something Bernie Sanders never lived under . But he wants it for us . Like Goodwill thrift stores. Martha’s recipes didn’t belong to her . People sent their recipes to her. And they they became hers .She could cook but so could millions of other people .
She found her niche and became famous .
Martha And Oprah both sold themselves as something they were not .
It’s well known neither one is a decent person
Both women are really vain and go beyond trying to look young . Martha with her body plastic surgery and Oprah with her little boy penis foreskin makeup. Spending millions to Stop what the clock will not stop for
Well I’m glad to learn the only celebrity ex-convict I know of was able to profit from those Vocational-rehabilitation classes we paid for while she was doing such hard-time in prison (a different aging star now is an experienced astronaut but can’t find a job). I’d hate to think Martha would have to collect welfare forever because she couldn’t be employed after being stigmatized that ex-cons can’t be trusted to not do what they already did. Score a half point for this very rare bleeding-heart-liberal-that-was-convicted poster-geriatric spokeswoman.