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Walz & Omar’s “No Kids, No Problem” Program

Joe King by Joe King
April 28, 2026
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In a stunning update to a months-long federal investigation, agents executed multiple search warrants across Minnesota on Tuesday, uncovering what appears to be the most ambitious ghost daycare operation in American history, sources have confirmed.

Federal officials raided supposed “publicly funded childcare facilities” only to find completely empty warehouses — no children, no toys, no cribs, no tiny chairs, nothing but dust, filing cabinets stuffed with taxpayer checks, and suspiciously nice office furniture.



Not a single actual toddler was located during the raids.

Governor Tim Walz, who just months ago declared “There is no fraud here,” has now gracefully pivoted to “Well, there might be some irregularities.” Meanwhile, Rep. Ilhan Omar stood firm, insisting the only real fraud is the fact that anyone dared to investigate in the first place.

“Fraud only exists because we were investigated,” she declared, while staring at a building that had all the childcare vibes of an abandoned U-Haul storage unit.

Democrats are reportedly shocked — shocked! — that funneling millions into empty buildings for imaginary children might involve a little waste.

As of press time, investigators were still cataloging records from facilities that had all the child activity of a Soviet bread line, while Tim Walz practiced saying “lessons will be learned” in the mirror and Ilhan Omar demanded the probes be defunded for hurting Minnesota’s feelings.

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Comments 15

  1. Tuna says:
    2 months ago

    And 48% of this country’s voters were willing to put that clown Walz a heartbeat away from the Presidency.Of course their judgement wasn’t any better on Harris either.

    Reply
    • rgt1954 says:
      2 months ago

      You realize of course that if Harris/ Waltz had won, none of this would have seen the light of day!

      Reply
  2. Gregori Brewski says:
    2 months ago

    The best thing for this country is to lock up or deport all dumocrats. Excluding Mr. Fetterman of course, he has some common sense.

    Reply
    • Ruth says:
      2 months ago

      I agree! Fetterman has overcome a lot, and come out as a strong voice for reason and common sense

      Reply
    • Susan says:
      2 months ago

      Amen ! Fetterman needs to come over from the dark side and join us. He is a common sense kind of guy it seems, not like the rest of his “party”

      Reply
  3. Masseur1950 says:
    2 months ago

    She expected thirty millions. The thirty were sent to the tribe in Somalia. She and the thousands who live in minnesota and elsewhere should be deported. PERIOD

    Reply
  4. Dan says:
    2 months ago

    How ignorant is Omar to say there is only fraud because they were investigated.
    The FRAUD IS AGAINST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO SEE THIS POS MAKE A MOCKERY OF JUSTICE AND NEVER HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

    Reply
    • DRandom Citizen says:
      2 months ago

      She’s not ignorant. She’s just upset that she got caught. She knew exactly what she was doing and is laughing at the rest of the country while living it up on the taxpayers’ money.

      Reply
    • Diane Speno says:
      2 months ago

      They let this stupid criminal hold office who thought we had 11 world . Doesn’t know our history and Doesn’t love this country. They should all be deported

      Reply
  5. Donald Freeman says:
    2 months ago

    The paper trail – if any- hopefully will show all the money that was stolen that went to the election campaigns of all Democrats in Minnesota and that money should be refunded from those campaigns or personally from the candidates. And any politician who was knowledgeable of any fraud who did not report it needs to go to jail.

    Reply
  6. M S says:
    2 months ago

    So what will happen???

    Reply
  7. Pia says:
    2 months ago

    Obviously there is something wrong with the “funding” of the “learing centers” – Please do not forget that just recently Rep. Ilhan Omar read her prepared statement on air that the Alien Enemies Act was last invoked “during World War Eleven.” Not only does she fail at math (net worth tumbled from thirty million dollars to one hundred thousand!?!), she gets a giant zero for world history. Stupidity is a dangerous thing.

    Reply
  8. Bobby says:
    2 months ago

    Omar’s Wold War Eleven is the Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Heard since AOC Answered questions in Germany.
    Both are Complete Idiots and show it every time they open their mouths.

    Reply
    • Pia says:
      2 months ago

      It’s amazing that today’s “learing” (as it was spelled in Minnesota) couldn’t decipher “WWII” properly – Omar can’t read nor is she aware of Roman Numerals… and she is in Congress? What’s wrong with this picture!!!???

      Reply
  9. James Kilmer says:
    2 months ago

    I find it passing odd that a supposedly devout Muslim couple would have a winery, knowing their strict stance on alcohol consumption. And, how said winery just vanished in a puff of smoke, after questions about her fast rise to vast wealth began to be tied to Somali corruption in Minnesota.

    Reply

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