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AOC and Mamdani’s Plan to Swap ICE for Free Wi-Fi

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
July 17, 2025
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AOC and Zohran Mamdani plot to turn NYC into a socialist utopia, sources have confirmed.

In a shocking display of camaraderie, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spilled the beans on her rendezvous with fellow radical Zohran Mamdani, dreaming up schemes to make ICE agents trade batons for barista aprons.



Their alleged plan?

Transform New York City into a communal paradise where brownstones are shared, and PB&J sandwiches are rationed equally.

“Why deport when you can decaf?”

AOC reportedly quipped, as Mamdani nodded, sketching a mural of Lenin on a napkin.

FOX News sources claim this duo’s plotting to replace bodegas with co-ops and taxis with tandem bicycles, all while ICE officers are reassigned to knitting circles.

Critics warn this could lead to mandatory kale smoothies and collective laundry days.

As of press time, AOC was spotted teaching Mamdani to salsa dance in a rent-free Central Park.

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  1. Helen E Sanders says:
    9 months ago

    AOC and Zohran Mamdani both needs to have their citizenship removed and deported. Then we will have a much better and safer country.

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  2. Pia says:
    9 months ago

    AOC and Mamdani are a match made in hell – they deserve each other. Let them wallow in the cesspool of their creation and partake of the poison they are brewing. Just leave the rest of us alone.

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  3. GSM says:
    9 months ago

    This is why you don’t let people like this in our government .We have too many Who are not Americans. This shows how dumbed down the 60 yr olds and below are . If it were not so serious it would be laughable . At how the blacks in our chambers are the Real Uncle Toms . Muslims Like Omar And Talib And Republican Salazar the Cuban born Illegal . Take and oath to work for Americans Not illegals or other countries . Salazar the illegal Cuban While it’s time Cubans were stopped from
    Just entering into America as well . This Cuban Along with 10 other republicans want to make a law to make us keep these foreign no skin in the game evil people . By passing legal Americans Because democrats believe they are above the law . Democrats have always owned black Americans And blacks had better actually learn from real history not google. Hitler hated Black people . And if he had won Blacks would not exist. So thank those . Especially the white people that died to stop him. And now our people will have to lay their lives down again This time in our own country To stop this Hitler like duo. Especially the one who has Muslim ideas in our Christian nation. Acting like Hitler. Apparently he wants New Yorkers To be the first under his regime of Tryanny Look at London ? New Yorkers. Muslims have taken over. They have a Muslim mayor. Look up the rapes and murders of the people by those illegal Muslims who that mayor protects . And since New York is full of blacks. This man pushes what Hitler did. And AOC thinks she is important Like the Illegal Anchor baby Kamala and half Black illegal Obama These two are not Americans Those of you who support AOC’s comrade in crime Bernie Sanders are fools as well That man pushes socialism He wants you to live under what he won’t. Ask Cubans what share the wealth actually means. It’s $30 a month. Bernie Sanders is the one hippie that the commune threw out because he was too lazy to clean up after himself. He has never held a job in his life And you don’t matter Just your money to take. AOC worked to bring this piece of crap that is not a natural born American.,Under the disguise. Pushing Hitler’s agenda to actually get New Yorkers ready for His real agendas Sharia law. The day that happens! He will end AOC that drops her drawers for anything She will be one of his targeted ! Muslims don’t allow their females to whore or speak in public Now Americans had better use that 2 . This is America and you people who don’t like it get out And those who are here illegally get out too And take the idiot elected morons with your
    For those of you in la la land
    War is here And the killing and burning And Attacking .Has not reached your door yet Blood is about to run at the hands of those who feed at the well of Benefits while we starve Enough is enough. There will be no more elections.

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