Stephen Colbert reportedly escalated to DEFCON 1 levels of confusion this week after discovering that millions of Americans still support President Trump, prompting him to stare directly into the camera and demand, “Who are you?” before being immediately answered by the entire country at once, sources have confirmed
Witnesses say the moment triggered a nationwide response event, as hardware stores, diners, job sites, and gas stations across America briefly paused while ordinary citizens looked up and replied in unison, “We’re the people who stopped watching your show… you’re the one getting canceled.”
Colbert, now entering what insiders are calling the “angry monologue phase” of a collapsing late-night career, reportedly doubled down by performing increasingly theatrical impressions of Trump supporters, each one less recognizable than the last.
CBS executives were said to be monitoring the situation closely, occasionally poking their heads into the studio to confirm the audience still existed and hadn’t wandered off to watch literally anything else.
Sources inside the network say emergency writers’ room meetings have devolved into brainstorming sessions titled “Have We Tried Yelling Louder?” and “What If We Blame The Viewers Again?” while stagehands quietly begin packing up the set during commercial breaks just to save time.
Media analysts noted the poetic full-circle moment, as the same cancel culture Colbert championed for years finally returned like a boomerang with a studio badge.
As of press time, Colbert was still asking “Who are you?” while America responded by changing the channel.
What did he expect?
Anyone who supports a convicted felon, liar, thief, rapist and child molester and all around crazy person is not much better than he is and you deserve what you get!
Provide proof of your accusations of being a thief, a rapist, and a child molester. Also, anyone with a brain knows those were expired misdemeanors that were tortured into being felonies and proof was provided that no one was scammed or hurt. The bank has the repsonsibility of due dilligence in ascertaining the value of any property with which they hold a mortgage on. Get off your biased ass and learn something besides the crap poured out by the lying left media and the lying democrats.
Thank you. That was a clear and accurate presentation of the facts as related to the accusations. I get SO TIRED of hearing that list of false grievances by people too lazy or ignorant to do the digging.
Exactly! Thank you for saying what’s on 80 million Americans minds right now.
Youre a dumbass but you keep on thinking like that!
Im a proud retired disabled Air Force Veteran! I served this country for twenty years as did my father! I was a truck driver also for 34 years! I served under Reagan, Carter, Both Bushes, Clinton, Obama, and thank God I escaped Biden!! I voted for all the above Democrat and Republican..Donald Trump is the greatest President in my lifetime and you can throw all those lies out there and only your loser liberal friends believe that bullshit!! Get your news from a variety of sources not just CNN or Msnbc or all those other leftist leaning bs shows! Sure is an awful lot of us out here that know Trump has faults but thst he truly loves America and wants whats best for us!! Do you have any faults? Have you ever made mistakes? We love him support him and all your nasty comments about him wont ever change that!! It makes us go more towards him!! MAGA
Amen!
Anyone who can’t see that “felon” bs was nothing but a POLITICAL PLOY by the lying Democrat party, along with the complacent Democrat mouthpiece media and mor@ns like Colbert and other late night TDS sufferers, only in order to take out the leading opponent of the walking rotting corpse who was installed in the WH – who couldnt’ win relection on HIS OWN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU ?? Coming from the same party that advocates to protect criminal murderers, rapists and pedophiles in the country and for men to invade womens sports call Trump a pedophile.
typical lying , name calling cry baby loser. you are sad
I never voted for Bill Clinton
Suzie is talking about all the “attributes” of Joe Biden.
You sound just like that loser. Sunshine ?? 🤣🤣🤣
Are you on strong enough medication Susie??
Demands To Know Who Trump Supporters Are? Any True Suporter can tell you that . Any Democrats can tell you that. They are true supporter Who care about the united States. Which we don’t have to ask you and Democrats who you are . We Know You are Hater ,zombies, people who thiink it ok to Brainwash people and kids in School, and cover up Hunter Biden doings like Human Trafficing.
It’s non of his business who Trumps supporters are but if the needs to know the ones that have a brain common sense and care about America
Trump supporters are the majority that elected him twice. CBS sure took long enough to “monitor him closely”. I turned the channel on him years ago
Late night talk has turned to hatred against Trump and nothing more. His cancellation is his own doing and can’t come fast enough.
I’m the one who’s going to fight tooth and nail to keep you from writing the script for an upcoming LOTR movie.
Good riddance Steve. We won & you lost, shut up.
Someone called Trump a child molester, I think you are confused.The role of the molester was best suited for Sleepy Joe Biden!!!!
So, the former administration didn’t lie to you everyday, they didn’t scam taxpayer dollars from us all and Biden didn’t take showers with his daughter. WTFU, get off your high horse and face reality for once in your sunshiney life.
When your boss is forced to watch you burn through their money, keeping 200+staff producing a crap product that, not only is losing his audience, but the whole late night market. Obviously CBS doesn’t have as deep of pockets ABC and the Mouse that doesn’t mind losing money judging by the movies they’re putting out.
I’m a British man of 78 years. I’ve no dog in the fight in American politics.
But I’m very interested on how politics works in the USA, but over the period that President Trump as been involved, it’s made me believe that it’s not politics but one big game show to just entertain the the voters. I call it ‘The American Clown Show’.
My reasoning for saying this, President Trump as never stated one that he’s a politician, he’s always said he’s a builder and likes building things, he’s got a track record of being very good at it, he like any good builder would do, when they get hold of any old property, the first thing you have to do, you have to decide if it needs to be demolished or gutting out all the deadwood and rotten stuff and replacing it with new stronger supports.
He was sitting on the sidelines looking in for many years, telling everyone what was totally wrong in the USA politics game, he knew it was rotten from within, he also knew that every other country in the world knew it also, they played on this weakness and took advantage of it when ever possible ripping billions of dollars out of the American citizens pockets at every opportunity they could, he knew he had to get the rot out, but he made a mistake in his first term in office as the President of the USA, he totally missed how deep the rot around him run, it was so deep he totally missed it, he relied on the supports around him, that was the leftovers from the previous government, they tried everything they could to bring the house down around him, we all had front seats to watch it play out, Infront of our eyes, they played every dirty trick in the political book, but he survived all of it, all the impeachments failed, as we all witnessed!
So on his campaign to run his second term, they had nothing left but to cheat at the election, even a blind person could see the fraud that had taken place, but they hadn’t finished yet, as then came January the 6th, everyone in the world could see everything play out, but again the majority of the world, understood exactly what was happening!
But as soon as he announced he was running again for a second term after Bidon, every crime in the book was thrown at him, to try and get him away from the campaign trail, but the true patriots of the USA were standing at his back, we all know how well that turned out for the USA.
As soon as he got into the White House, he rolled out the recking-ball this time, he also put the world on notice, there was a new Sharif in the USA, telling them their freeloading times were over!
Over the four years break out of power, he took a few steps backwards, to look at the major problems with the world politics, he made his list and promised himself he would sort it out no matter what, a lot of these issues had been a thorns in the side of not only the USA but a lot of other countries around the world for over 5 decades, but nobody had the backbone to even try to do something about it.
But if anyone cannot see this plan of his being played out before everyone’s eyes, he knocking them off the list one at a time, at the last count he’s stopped 8 different conflicts around the world, that had been going on for every, he’s freeing millions of people all over the world, giving them back a democracy, but he’s accomplish all this, even with the dogs snapping at his ankles, just trying to stop him, but imagine if they just tried to support him, how the world would be!
President Trump doesn’t like conflict were millions of people are being killed, but he realised many years ago, that some times you have to fight fire with fire, he wishes that nobody would get killed, but he fully understands, that some sacrifices will have to be made at some point!
Anyone that joined the Armed Forces, knew fully well that one day they may have to put their lives on the line, that’s the whole point of being in the Armed Forces, they are not there to have a picnic, that’s the reason to defend the USA and any other people around the world that are being treated very badly!
If I was an American citizen, I would vote for President Trump every time, I know he’s human and he will make a few mistakes, but that perfectly acceptable, I would sooner have him, than someone that plays at politics just to line their own pockets, when those against him try to bankrupt him and put him in prison on bogus charges, he must be doing something right that frightens the other side in politics!
We have PM here in the UK, that’s working in the opposite direction to President Trump, but the British people are working very hard to remove him and his party from power, we would except President Trump to be our leader anytime, someone that believes in the country he lives in!
God Bless both the USA and the UK!!!!