In case you missed the news over the weekend, Donald Trump absolutely roasted his chances in the upcoming election by threatening to cut off any members of NATO that hadn’t fully paid up their dues. That’s it, he’s cooked. There’s absolutely no way he comes back from this one.
Okay, I’m actually being told that his fanbase was pumped on it and it doesn’t seem to be having any tangible effects on his election campaign or the world at large.
Shit. I thought that was gonna be the one that finally did him in.
Okay, well at any rate, with Donald Trump’s wild antics and shoot-from-the-hip approach to public speaking, it’s only a matter of time before this polarizing energy that already won him one Presidential Election is his undoing. I mean, a decade into his political career, it’s got to be happening any moment, right?
I mean, right?
Hmm. You know what? I’m starting to think maybe it’s going to be tougher to bring down Trump than we initially thought. Do you remember when Biden won the election in 2020, and we all thought, ‘Great, they have some time to sort out the Republican Party and get someone in there besides Trump,’?
Well, there’s only a few months left, so those Republicans better hurry it up and find someone already! They’re running out of time to replace the candidate that cannot possibly win re-election. No way. Not with all of his recent legal troubles.
Okay, I’m getting word now that most people that vote for Donald Trump don’t care about his legal troubles and will never take any charges levied against him seriously, no matter the amount of evidence. Huh. That’s pretty interesting.
Well, one thing is for sure. Once Mueller drops his report, it’s over for this guy! Hahaha
Wait, what’s that?
IT CAME OUT FIVE YEARS AGO?!
