Last night during the highly rated 66th Annual Grammy Awards ceremony, President Joe Biden reportedly kicked Israel a couple of million bucks real quick before anyone noticed, anonymous White Sources confirmed.
“It wasn’t the biggest sum he’s given them, and it certainly won’t be the last, but it might have been the sneakiest,” said a Secret Service operative that wished to remain nameless. “He was sitting in the Oval Office and suddenly he pointed to the wall and said ‘Look at the size of that mosquito!’ and when we all looked, he clearly chucked a suitcase filled with cash out the window and closed it real quick. We all pretended we didn’t notice, because he’s our boss, but it was so obvious. I don’t know who the old bag thinks he’s fooling at this point.”
Many voters were concerned with Biden’s latest and most egregious appropriation of funding to Israel.
“Really bold with an election coming up and seemingly nobody at all thinking it’s a good idea,” said Sara Weiss, a traditionally Democratic voter that said she’s having second thoughts this year. “It’s really seems to me like he’s rapidly lost touch and is losing coherence by the day. But I’m told that’s probably his stutter. Really hope he gets some help for that thing one day, the poor guy.”
As of press time, President Joe Biden gave a rousing speech to the nation, confirming that the economy is fine, there is no inflation problem, and that teachers are going to have to start driving garbage trucks pretty soon.
