In a cosmic power move, President Donald Trump has accepted the Starship Enterprise as a “generous gift” from Star Trek legend William Shatner, who handed over the fictional ship’s “deed” at a Mar-a-Lago gala, sources have confirmed.
Shatner, 94, called Trump “the boldest captain the galaxy needs,” prompting the President to declare, “I’ll make space great again!” on Truth Social.
Conservatives on X cheered, with one user joking, “Biden couldn’t even manage a tricycle!” Trump plans to “deploy” the Enterprise to patrol the border, claiming its photon torpedoes will deter illegal crossings.
Liberals scoffed, calling it a “nerdy stunt,” while Trekkies debated if Trump’s “yuge” ego fits the captain’s chair.
Shatner, doubling down, insisted the ship is “real in spirit.”
The right hailed Trump’s sci-fi diplomacy as a win over “woke Hollywood.”
As of press time, Trump was negotiating with Elon Musk to retrofit the Enterprise with a SpaceX warp drive for his 2026 Mars trip.
I hope DJT won’t be limited to two terms in the Federation, I’m sure God would welcome his assistance as an intergalactric deal-maker.
Why are people who live in make believe worlds Opinions are important about any thing ?
Shatner has been spewing crap in the news for months