In a cosmic power move, President Donald Trump has accepted the Starship Enterprise as a “generous gift” from Star Trek legend William Shatner, who handed over the fictional ship’s “deed” at a Mar-a-Lago gala, sources have confirmed.
Shatner, 94, called Trump “the boldest captain the galaxy needs,” prompting the President to declare, “I’ll make space great again!” on Truth Social.
Conservatives on X cheered, with one user joking, “Biden couldn’t even manage a tricycle!” Trump plans to “deploy” the Enterprise to patrol the border, claiming its photon torpedoes will deter illegal crossings.
Liberals scoffed, calling it a “nerdy stunt,” while Trekkies debated if Trump’s “yuge” ego fits the captain’s chair.
Shatner, doubling down, insisted the ship is “real in spirit.”
The right hailed Trump’s sci-fi diplomacy as a win over “woke Hollywood.”
As of press time, Trump was negotiating with Elon Musk to retrofit the Enterprise with a SpaceX warp drive for his 2026 Mars trip.
I hope DJT won’t be limited to two terms in the Federation, I’m sure God would welcome his assistance as an intergalactric deal-maker.
Why are people who live in make believe worlds Opinions are important about any thing ?
Shatner has been spewing crap in the news for months
GSM
This is parody, in times like these we need a lot of humor.
As life is hard right now we need to look for the little things in life.
As Paul wrote two thousand years ago through all his trials and tribulations, he counted it all as joy.
For those who have put there faith in Jesus Christ we are just passing through.
I am out of work , bills are due and losing.
But I can still laugh and hold on to what matters.
Satire is being used to keep the censorship away. I am glad you can still laugh in the face of your adversity. I would love to say Everything will get better .Things will not get better. Americans got rid of God . The killing of his babies set America in Gods sight . And Satan moved in . Gods children know exactly where we are . The world is only still existing because Gods children are still here. This election. Simply gave us a temporary reprieve. There will be no joy or peace Until Jesus comes. Until then This time is to be used in praying for those that are sitting on the sidelines Get off the pot. This is what that reprieve is for. If you know God Then you should be staying in his word
Recently we have been subjected to the Papacy Of Which Americans died getting away from
Like the Pope Americans think Hollywood’s people are God .
God also said My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Be carful who you put your trust in . You are not by yourself Half of this country is in the same shape you are. The only joy there is !
Knowing whose face you will be looking into when you wake up dead. And I thank God I do know
Wish I had connection like Trump. I would love to have one.