NEW YORK — Joy Behar’s wig reportedly achieved low orbit Wednesday after Billy Bob Thornton committed the unforgivable Hollywood sin of suggesting overpaid celebrities should stop lecturing Americans about politics and simply act, sources have confirmed.
The panel on The View immediately descended into emergency pearl-clutching, with Behar warning that asking celebrities to be quiet was “a direct attack on democracy, brunch, and my personal brand.”
“How dare he suggest we stop lecturing the unwashed masses from our million-dollar penthouses?”
Behar shrieked.
“We have PhDs in MSNBC tweets!”
When Alyssa Farah Griffin gently reminded the panel that Hollywood also panicked when George Clooney criticized Biden, the room went silent as if someone had just opened a Chick-fil-A bag during Ozempic Day.
Sunny Hostin reportedly began chanting “The Truth Can Be Bad,” while Whoopi Goldberg nodded so vigorously her chair filed a workplace complaint.
Thornton, speaking from his porch like a normal human, had simply said most celebrities “don’t know anything” about policy.
To The View audience, this was treated as literal violence.
Viewers immediately demanded Thornton be canceled, deplatformed, and sentenced to mandatory re-education through 400 consecutive episodes of The View.
As of press time, Behar was applying for a federal grant to continue yelling at flyover country on behalf of democracy.
Gotta luv Billy Bob!
He is the man
Hard to believe members of the View really are more stupid than they look.
I’m not so sure MaryLou, they look pretty stupid!
Look ? Don’t you mean , They Are pretty STUPID ?
Ya, got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I for one am glad there are some based actors. I’m tired of listening to uneducated actors talk like that time in college was anything other then a fuck fest and liberal indoctrination for the soy communist party known as Democrats.
I wonder if a bug spray would work on Behar.
Good idea! I’d like to be there, just for the fun of it, if someone wants to give it a try.
I just can’t comprehend how anyone puts any credibility to celebrities and their opinions. They don’t live in the real world and most have their everyday issues “taken care of” by paying someone to tie their shoes….. I do enjoy being entertained. So please just entertain us and leave your views at home. That’s what you’re being paid for.
I love Behar She is very knowledgeable and professional.On the other hand there will always be haters
Behar is anything but professional and her opinions are zero!
Behar is NOT knowledgeable or professional!!! Those words are probably NOT in her vocabulary!! If it wasn’t for the fact that her buddies on the show are Democraps, she would probably hate them just as much she hates Trump, et al. Open your eyes young lady Behar totally worthless and an embarrassment to society!!
You’re being sarcastic, correct?
Goes for athletes also. In any event does anyone except frustrated lesbians actually care what Joy Behar and the rest of The View squad have to say?
The hags on the view are nothing but hate filled harpies. Pretty much uninformed on most everything. They prove it everytime they open their mouths. Celebrities do the same. They don’t live in the real world, their world is fake. Getting advice from them is just stupid. They seem to think that being on the silver screen makes them more intelligent than the rest of us and we should follow their advice without question. Just shut up and do what you were hired to do. One other thing…with the advent of AI, what are you self important people gonna do when studios decide they can produce their product without you?
I’m not into hating anyone. I just believe that Hollywood is the last place to define our country’s moral and political compass. The Hollywood set carries an agenda that leans one way, and if you don’t step in line, you are cancelled….
Behar is human garbage and so is anyone who buys her mindless prattle. Way to go Billy Bob! He is just saying what 87% of the country is thinking. Shut up and act, taking a position on either side will just get you demanded and hated by a greater majority than if you just kept your mouth shut and acted..
I absolutely Love it when someone who works in the snake pit that is our ‘entertainment’ industry, demonstrates some thought process then comes out and says what all us unwashed masses already know. The spinning moral compass of Hollywood, Broadway and these rich entitled people should be ignored. Unfortunately the California and New York State Legislatures, two bureaucratic bodies of mostly weak minded immoral individuals has followed LA and Broadway directives and the tax paying public suffers. Mr. Thornton is exactly right – act, sing, perform incredible athletics or whatever it is these rich elitists do to draw their often extravagant paychecks and just shut up. If they want to be moral warriors for ‘justice’ – donate some of those fat paychecks to legitimate charities.
I have never watched the show. Was Baba Wawa once funny?
Vewwy intewesting comment you made there.
Amen!!!
I don’t watch “The View” but maybe it IS a comedy show – people laughing AT them, not with them. It’s almost as entertaining as watching pigs wallowing in the mud, except there is a legitimate reason pigs wallow in the mud – the mud protects their skin from sunburn.
I think they would even educate satan how to be more evil, be like them!!!
Dried up trim , worthless , old wench Behar is nothing but a DISGRACE !!! Slut Behar hasn’t had a real unit in 40 years ,,,, that’s why she is always angry !! The View’s audience is nothing but white , liberal , brainwashed , divorced KARENS !!!!
Behar is eighty, Pelosi is over eighty, Maxime Waters is over eighty. Yet the have great hair. Will someone tell these hags with doo rags to shut up and retire.