HOLLYWOOD — Jimmy Kimmel’s latest attempt to mock Spencer Pratt reportedly detonated on launch this week after Pratt responded by using the one weapon late-night hosts fear more than ratings reports: an old screenshot, sources have confirmed.
Kimmel had suggested Pratt was unfit for office and should instead be DJing “the worst New Year’s Eve party in Reno,” a line writers reportedly celebrated by high-fiving softly so they wouldn’t wake the remaining viewers.
Unfortunately, Pratt fired back by resurfacing Kimmel’s infamous blackface controversy from The Man Show, causing ABC executives to enter full emergency hypocrisy containment mode.
“This is extremely unfair,” said one Hollywood ethics consultant.
“Jimmy’s job is to judge everyone else from a desk. You can’t just use his past against him. That’s basically violence with receipts.”
Kimmel was reportedly stunned to learn the internet still contains events that happened before Trump, especially events involving Jimmy Kimmel.
Sources say producers immediately prepared a 22-minute monologue titled Why My Bad Thing Was Actually A Complicated Journey, But Your Bad Thing Means Democracy Is Over.
ABC also dispatched a team of interns to delete the year 2003, but the mission failed after one of them discovered YouTube.
Meanwhile, Pratt was praised for reviving an ancient conservative debate tactic known as “remembering what happened.”
As of press time, Kimmel was desperately searching for a Trump angle, while Pratt had already won the argument by pointing at the past and saying, “There it is.”
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Jimmy Who? Nit WIT should not even be on tv after his blackface past and malicious present. Put Black in place of Conservative or Trump. How many of his enablers and those who love his show would and will continue to support him? Rant on, Queen Kimmel.
Rules for thee and not for me (the Democrat) most the time. A few liberals were me-tooed. Occasionally, they cancel one of their own—probably for becoming a liability they can’t work around or hide.
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Everyone hates Kimmel and knows he is a squirming little coward. He has nothing unless it is someone against any corrupted Democrat person.
Everyone doesn’t hate Kimmel. Just everyone here who commented on this “high quality” news site 🤣.
Everyone I know hates Kimmel. Every. Single. One.
Hates a big word.. way over used. Personally I just use “insignificant” or “ unmemorable” for him and his ilk.
I use it every day, because I can’t hate democrats enough.
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And you “happen” to be reading and commenting on this “high quality news site”.
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Good one lol
if its so bad here..why the fuk are you here liberal dumbazz..yes jimmy is hated here and now you are too…hahaha hahaha hahaha stupid is the liberal mind set..
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Who cares what worthless , liberal knee pad wearing , degenerate Kimmell has to say !!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimmel is a douche bag.
Truth
Kimmel is irrelevant. Let’s stop giving him anymore attention. He fits into the category along The View Harridan’s.
It’s more a threat to Fascism, suppressing opposing views is a large part of their control. This guy isn’t and hasn’t been funny or amusing for as long as I can remember. When he’s dismissed it’ll be Trump’s fault, you can be certain!
Kimmel now can sit on Don Lemon lap and see his life shoved up his own ass. Or turn around a speak into the black microphone.
Kimmel.. the same PUTRID PARASITE HOST on The Man Show.. showing his true homophobic, sexist, racist, misogynistic colors! FK that bitch!
Do I remember seeing a clip from a ‘Man Show’ episode where Kimmel put a cucumber in his pants and pressed up against unsuspecting women? I never watched The Man Show but saw this clip on another show reporting on his stunt.
WOW, didn’t know that. And he thinks he can judge others? What a creep!
Who is Jimmy Kimmel?
Kimmel and his ilk are only around because other media outlets keep bringing him up. I really don’t care what he does or think. I’ve never watched him or that guy cancelled by CBS or “the view.” I’m happy to watch what I enjoy and ignore the rest.
Kimmel is in fact the biggest hypocrit out there and he cannot absolve himself with any made up rhetoric.
Kimmel is irrelevant.
Adam Carola carried Kimmel the entire run of the Man Show…
In Hollywood fashion, the conservative talent was left behind
and the liberal loser was given a fat late night contract !
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Jimmy Kimmel and the rest of the Hollywood elites are rarely held accountable for past or present hypocrisies, never admit their wrong. and never ever acknowledge anything positive concerning any conservative administration especially that of Mr. Trump. Lies – continue, trust in our media – gone, respect for these wealthy talking head elitists – none, rating of these progressive socialist entertainers – falling!
Now that’s funny.