WASHINGTON — As America prepares to celebrate its 250th birthday, left-wing media figures Sunny Hostin and Rachel Maddow reportedly reminded the nation that the country is a “failed experiment,” bravely delivering the message from inside a nation so oppressive it made them wealthy for complaining about it, sources have confirmed.
Hostin made the declaration on The View, while Maddow continued warning viewers that President Trump’s planned America 250 celebration may dangerously cause citizens to feel pride, unity, or a sudden urge to grill meat near a flag.
“This country is broken,” said one analyst while sitting under studio lights paid for by capitalism.
“And somehow, every single problem traces directly back to Trump, including inflation, traffic, bad weather, weak coffee, and whatever happened to them in 1997.”
Political experts say the left now views Trump like that Nicolas Cage movie where everyone sees the same man in their dreams, except in this version, Democrats see Trump behind every grocery bill, pothole, red state migration, and gas station hot dog.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans and viewers around the world are preparing to tune in for UFC Freedom 250, a patriotic spectacle celebrating 250 years of liberty, sacrifice, and the right to boo people who hate the country that made them famous.
Asked why so many Americans are fleeing blue states for red ones, progressive leaders clarified it was probably because Trump made taxes high, crime worse, and moving trucks racist.
As of press time, Americans were advised to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday responsibly by flying the flag, enjoying the fights, and ignoring anyone who became rich calling America a failure.
Rachel ‘the Mad Cow’ Maddow and Sunny ‘Hostile’ Hostin , now there’s two to draw too. I doubt that it were possible to weigh common sense , that one could get a gram between the two of them. When one considers the salaries the pair of them draw and then they bad mouth the country that made it possible for them to earn that and to live the life style they have , it’s hypocritical !
Can you imagine going through life thinking like Rachel Maddow and not so sunny Hostin! I pity their psychiatrist.
The only problem with America is the libtards. You know who you are.. When we finally get rid of them the country will be awesome 👍
I wonder if they would do what they do at all if they were only paid minimum wage. In communism that’s the way it’s supposed to work. That is true equity. I suspect they would change their minds on capitalism if their big salaries and the benefits they get from those salaries would suddenly disappear.
Maybe we need to cut Rachel Maddow some slack…
I just googled her salary, and she took a 17% pay cut for her current 5 year contract !
She used to get payed $30,000,000 a year to do everything she could to destroy this country and hide behind her sexual identity to keep from being critiqued for doing it. Now, they only are going to pay her $25,000,000 a year for five years for doing everything she can to destroy this country and hide behind her sexual identity to keep from being critiqued for doing it !
Have some empathy…
Can you imagine being asked take a 17% pay cut and end up only making $25,000,000 a year ?
How is she supposed to survive on only $25,000,000 a year in today’s economy ?
Show some empathy for this poor, poor, poor, spoiled, sexist, Marxist, slimy piece of shit !
Two of the most disrespectful, arrogant, thoughtless talking heads in main stream media today. It amazes me that anyone possessing any analytical thought process would watch and listen to these two women after how often they’ve been caught lying on air. Only those that consider themselves intellectually and morally superior watch these two idiots and still believe every word. For those lazy people it’s much easier to believe their lies then actually doing the research and finding the truth. I’m just waiting and watching for the next law suite.
If you don’t like America, LEAVE it.