WASHINGTON — Parents were recovering this morning after six Democrats established a candy redistribution checkpoint during last night’s trick-or-treating, sources have confirmed.
Hasan Piker arrived as Fidel Castro, AOC as Mao, and Abdul El-Sayed as Lenin. Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi appeared as ghosts of Democrats past, saving on costumes.
Three needed to watch their sugar.
The other three needed a Snickers.
Following Bill Maher’s criticism of Democrats accommodating far-left socialists, organizers promised a “big tent.”
Children discovered it contained their confiscated Reese’s.
“You walked to forty houses?”
Sanders demanded.
“Nobody needs that many houses.”
Pelosi assured children the candy would be distributed fairly after administrative expenses, consulting fees, and a small allocation for defending democracy.
Parents relocated to a parking lot full of strangers offering candy from open trunks.
“We spent years teaching stranger danger,” one father explained.
“Now my daughter’s choosing between Lenin taking her Kit Kat and some guy handing out Twix beside a tire iron. We’re going with Gary.”
Gary’s safety credentials included a folding chair, a trunk full of dirty softball uniforms, and knowing somebody named Mike.
AOC demanded his trunk remain open to oversight.
Piker requested delivery.
By this morning, every child under Democratic supervision had received one candy corn and an explanation of privilege.
As of press time, Schumer was posing beside Gary’s trunk, claiming he had secured the Twix.
Still 2 days before the National Vote and the Democratic Socialist Party is already CONFISCATING (😈😈😈) CANDY this time from children and re- distributing it at one or two pieces when they had collected from many different sources. DAMN COMMUNIST WANT-to- BE’s
When I was a kid I use to trick-or-treat my butt off !
I mean, I went out and worked one whole street, then came home with a full bag, got another bag, then went back out and worked a whole other street !
My sister did not. She was a little older and thought that putting on a costume and going out and working for Halloween candy was somehow, beneath her !
Over time, my Halloween candy would somehow mysteriously disappear !
Slowly at first. Some candy corn. ( which a didn’t particularly like and I knew was my sister’s favorite, so what the heck. ) Then a pack of “ Lick-a-maid ,” then a pack of “ Sweet-tarts !”
One night, I went into my Halloween candy bag and sitting on top of all the candy was TWO empty candy bar rappers to my TWO favorite candy bars ! A Nestles crunch and a Hershey’s with almonds. When I turned around, my sister was standing behind me with a sly smirk on her face… I chased her ! She ran fast through the house to the living room where my parents were.
Then she slowed down just enough so that I caught her just as we got in view of our parents.
“ What’s going on here ?” our father bellowed in a stern tone. My sister just shrugged, “ I don’t know Dad, I didn’t do anything wrong ! He just started chasing me for no reason !
I was immediately sent to my room and grounded. I didn’t know what was happening at the time. But, as I look back I realize this was just the beginning of training for me to accept being falsely accused by a dominant family structure and later, by a dominant society of being misogynist and later homophobic and xenophobic ! This same pattern continued with my sister throughout our formative years and beyond . It taught her to lie, cheat and steal to get what she wanted and to blame others when caught !
Is all of our experiences now with the Democrats/Socialists/Communists/Islamists any different from my childhood experience with my sister ? They don’t want to work, but they think you should. They take what isn’t theirs. Slowly and insidiously at first. Boldly and blatantly with an attitude of entitlement over what YOU have worked for later. If you object or don’t comply in any way, they attempt to shame and intimidate you with horrible false labels and accusations like misogynist, homophobe or xenophobe ! If you still don’t comply they run to their media and court daddy’s to bare false witness and get them to make you comply !
When I was a child, I did not have the power to break the bond between my sister and my father that was forged by false witness and was used as a weapon against me and to the benefit of my lazy sister our whole lives ! BUT, today, WE DO have the power to break the bond between the powerful political structure that we live under and our lazy, lying, cheating siblings ! Do not choose to be controlled by the power of the system and the contrivances of our contriving siblings. Do not choose to have yourselves victimized by those contrivances ! On Tuesday, USE your power. On Tuesday, stop your lazy siblings contrivances. On Tuesday exercise your power and right to vote, and use it wisely ! The future of all the Halloween candy you have worked so hard for your entire life depends on it !
Joe, What a beautifully written story that encapsulates the exact plot of today’s Democrat Party Platform and those who seek to be the players in this game of lies, manipulation and control while they use others as a shield to further their immoral deceptions.
Thank you Joe for telling it like it really is!
Lets defund the Internal Revenue Service.
Very funny. I like the true-to-life statement attributed to Sanders. He really thinks he should be the arbiter of what I “need.” He fits the commie role beautifully (disgustingly). Stay safe. j