Haley Stevens crossed into Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sunday after discovering the Democratic neighborhood association had replaced its welcome mat with a list of confiscation proposals, sources have confirmed.
Mike Rogers greeted her in a cardigan.
“Can you say bipartisan?”
Behind her, Democratic strategists were struggling with several less printable words.
In the episode, Abdul El-Sayed arrived aboard a taxpayer-funded trolley promising everyone a beautiful day at somebody else’s expense.
Rogers asked who’d pay the conductor.
El-Sayed announced a task force to investigate the question’s hostility.
Stevens removed her party-issued headphones and heard birds for the first time.
“They told me that noise was billionaires.”
Rogers introduced the day’s lesson: sharing voluntarily.
El-Sayed corrected him.
“Sharing works better when I decide.”
He then attempted to nationalize the cardigan because it contained two pockets, an offensive concentration of storage.
King Friday XIII endorsed the proposal until learning the castle would become community property.
His Majesty discovered conservatism before the commercial break.
Democrats demanded Stevens return immediately for a unity meeting.
She asked whether she could disagree there.
The invitation disappeared.
Rogers tied his sneakers while El-Sayed promised free shoes, free laces, and a federal department to tie them.
As of press time, the trolley had switched tracks toward Rogers after learning El-Sayed’s transportation plan required it to apologize for owning private rails.
Yes. Lets here it for detroit. The last and only hope of many people in the world. Put the world on wheels. The arsenal of democracy. We did it again.
Democracy can stay in Greece along with Tom Hanks. Here in the United States of America, it’s a republic. Try reading Plato. Democratic, yes; a democracy? Fuck no. Democracy, euphemism for tyranny of the majority. The US Constitution along with its supporting documents (Declaration of Independence, Federalist Papers, &c.), girding preservation of individual liberty, id est, the main tenets of a Republic, affords neither space nor quarter for any restrictive laws. Unalienable rights, and the law of the land. For scumbags subverting the Will of We the People, three admonishments:
-Mind Your Own Business
-Don’t Tread On Me
-Molon Labe
Do not underestimate the temperance of those forged in discipline of their animal instinct, their inner savage. Most of those characters have already wedged-in so long ago, that budō has become second nature; caveat: do not incense such twilight samurai—the blade is always on, & has no restrictions on magazine capacity. …
Democracy can stay in Greece along with Tom Hanks. Here in the United States of America, it’s a republic. Try reading Plato. Democratic, yes; a democracy? Fuck no. Democracy, euphemism for tyranny of the majority. The US Constitution along with its supporting documents (Declaration of Independence, Federalist Papers, &c.), girding preservation of individual liberty, id est, the main tenets of a Republic, affords neither space nor quarter for any restrictive laws. Unalienable rights, and the law of the land. For scumbags subverting the Will of We the People, three admonishments:
-Mind Your Own Business
-Don’t Tread On Me
-Molon Labe
Do not underestimate the temperance of those forged in discipline of their animal instinct, their inner savage. Most of those characters have already wedged-in so long ago, that budō has become second nature; caveat: do not incense such twilight samurai—the blade is always on, & has no restrictions on magazine capacity. …
Do I detect an awakening?