Beshear Praises Biden’s ‘Healthy Economy,’ Forgetting Half of It Was Signed by the Autopen While Biden Was Napping”

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear stunned economists this week by praising President Joe Biden for leaving behind a “strong, healthy economy,” apparently forgetting that half of Biden’s major economic policies were signed by the Autopen, which hasn’t been updated since the Reagan era, sources have confirmed.

Insiders report that Biden didn’t personally review most EV mandates, spending bills, or tax adjustments — he simply asked staff, “Is this one about ice cream? If not, go ahead,” before wandering off to stare lovingly at a waffle cone.

Beshear also praised Biden’s massive EV push, conveniently ignoring the comedy that followed:

Several states immediately began taxing EV chargers, creating the world’s first “green transportation surcharge for being too green.”

Drivers now pay extra for the privilege of standing next to a public charger that may or may not explode during a light drizzle.

A senior GOP strategist, after hearing Beshear’s comments, summarized them perfectly:

“He’s like a guy saying the house is burning beautifully. Technically true — but insane.”

Economists say Biden’s economic record is less “strong and healthy” and more “a garage sale of broken policies signed by a robot.”

Still, Beshear claims the economy was thriving, proudly saying, “We knew what our people needed and we pushed for it.”

As of press time, Beshear was seen being approached by what looked like a psych-ward van and a squad of medical staff, allegedly preparing to take him somewhere safe — ideally a facility where no one lets him talk about the economy ever again.