WASHINGTON, D.C. — A former Biden policy advisor testified before Congress this week that his job was strictly to fund the border crisis, not understand it, sources have confirmed.
During questioning, the advisor reportedly stared thoughtfully at the word “illegal” for several seconds before explaining that while he manages billions of federal dollars connected to immigration policy, he had never personally encountered the radical legal theory that laws might actually define something as illegal.
“I’m here to talk about budgets,” he explained calmly, while aides behind him quietly opened a 700-page federal spending proposal titled Emergency Funding For Situations We Haven’t Looked Into Yet.
Senators attempted to simplify the issue by asking whether entering the United States without permission should be considered a crime.
The advisor clarified that determining such matters would require complex legal expertise, extensive research, and possibly a blue-ribbon commission funded with $4.3 billion in taxpayer money.
However, the discussion briefly shifted when the senator asked whether it should be illegal for strangers to enter the former advisor’s apartment without permission.
“Oh yes, absolutely,” he replied immediately.
“That’s completely different. That’s my home.”
The clarification reportedly helped several Democrats better understand the issue, prompting them to propose renaming the United States “Everyone’s Home But Also No One’s Responsibility.”
As of press time, the advisor had submitted a new emergency spending request to study whether the word “illegal” might be considered problematic in future budget documents.
This is a joke right?
The hypocrisy of the Democrats in Congress is that they allowed an open border invasion and now they’re depriving government DHS employees of their paychecks because they don’t like how Trump is trying to fix the mess they created.
Tuna, you are quit correct…
The Democrat party looks at the American taxpayer as it’s own private piggy bank.
They unapologetically give away our hard earned money to people who invade our country, are not citizens and many of which don’t work but rather feed off of and skim our social benifits system. On the other hand, they deny legitimately earned compensation to people who are
not only working American citizens, but are doing work specifically to protect the safety and welfare of every American citizen ! And, yes, they do it because they hate Donald Trump !
Specifically because he stood up to them and said NO, the American taxpayer is NOT your personally piggy bank and NO, you don’t have any right to expect them to be !
The “Party” is global DemoCrip Criminal Cartel of racketeering, terroristic, treasonous killers.
Their goal is the total and complete conquest of Earth, i.e. SlaveWorld.
Mitch, note the pic of J.K. Around. Hmmmm , i wonder what J K could possibly mean?😉