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Bondi Patel Nab Creeps with Teddy Bears

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
May 7, 2025
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In a wild twist, Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel announced the arrest of 205 child predators caught cuddling stuffed animals and reading children’s books during “Operation Restore Justice”, sources have confirmed.

The sting, spanning 55 FBI field offices, uncovered the suspects—ranging from a Minnesota trooper to a D.C. cop—engaging in what Patel called “the creepiest storytime ever.”



Bondi, speaking at a Manassas presser, warned parents, “Your kids have no privacy online—predators are trading Goodnight Moon for nightmares!”

Conservatives on X cheered the Trump duo’s tough stance, with one user joking, “Teddy bears won’t save these monsters!”

Liberals, predictably, decried the operation as “overreach,” claiming the stuffed animals were “emotional support.”

The 115 rescued victims are now safe, but the right hailed the bust as proof of MAGA’s law-and-order revival.

Patel, channeling his “Distinguished Discoverer” persona from his own kids’ book, vowed, “No cage is too small for these creeps.”

As of press time, Bondi was pitching a “Stuffed Animal Sting” reality show to air on Truth Social.

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Comments 6

  1. Joe Shmoe says:
    2 months ago

    Again the creepy demoncrats defending the creeps. That they are

    Reply
    • Joe Shmoe says:
      2 months ago

      Your an idiot!

      Reply
      • Cal says:
        2 months ago

        Creepy you for speaking the truth. lol

        Reply
      • Ole says:
        2 months ago

        You’re

        Reply
  2. GSM says:
    2 months ago

    I would like The FBI to go after Pedos . And Bondi Get off her bum . If she doesn’t stop rogue judges who think they are in control of who Americans will let in Now a judge is ordering Trump to Let I. Thousands more. It’s tar and feather time And to put them over the border with their friends . Because Judges are no friends if Americans . Roberts was found to have committed many crimes Yet he still sets on the bench !
    Americans didn’t vote for judges. Democrats were responsible for these rogue judges Go watch the process that they had.
    Look up Schumer in front of the camera the day before Trump took office . The democrats because there were not republicans on the committee to stop them Which no republicans voted for these.
    Judges are put in by politicians Not the people.

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  3. Wells Kemp says:
    2 months ago

    It is my opinion that a judge that commits a crime should be removed from office right away and put in jail until there trial. No bond thank you. Just sit it out.

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