In a wild twist, Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel announced the arrest of 205 child predators caught cuddling stuffed animals and reading children’s books during “Operation Restore Justice”, sources have confirmed.
The sting, spanning 55 FBI field offices, uncovered the suspects—ranging from a Minnesota trooper to a D.C. cop—engaging in what Patel called “the creepiest storytime ever.”
Bondi, speaking at a Manassas presser, warned parents, “Your kids have no privacy online—predators are trading Goodnight Moon for nightmares!”
Conservatives on X cheered the Trump duo’s tough stance, with one user joking, “Teddy bears won’t save these monsters!”
Liberals, predictably, decried the operation as “overreach,” claiming the stuffed animals were “emotional support.”
The 115 rescued victims are now safe, but the right hailed the bust as proof of MAGA’s law-and-order revival.
Patel, channeling his “Distinguished Discoverer” persona from his own kids’ book, vowed, “No cage is too small for these creeps.”
As of press time, Bondi was pitching a “Stuffed Animal Sting” reality show to air on Truth Social.
Again the creepy demoncrats defending the creeps. That they are
Your an idiot!
Creepy you for speaking the truth. lol
I would like The FBI to go after Pedos . And Bondi Get off her bum . If she doesn’t stop rogue judges who think they are in control of who Americans will let in Now a judge is ordering Trump to Let I. Thousands more. It’s tar and feather time And to put them over the border with their friends . Because Judges are no friends if Americans . Roberts was found to have committed many crimes Yet he still sets on the bench !
Americans didn’t vote for judges. Democrats were responsible for these rogue judges Go watch the process that they had.
Look up Schumer in front of the camera the day before Trump took office . The democrats because there were not republicans on the committee to stop them Which no republicans voted for these.
Judges are put in by politicians Not the people.