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British court confirms water is wet and women are women

Joe King by Joe King
April 17, 2025
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In a ruling that echoed across social media echo chambers and university faculty lounges, the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom unanimously declared that a woman is “someone born biologically female,” shocking pundits and perplexing people who thought the definition had already been settled sometime around the Bronze Age, sources have confirmed.

The decision came after a lengthy legal challenge involving women’s rights, biology, and more footnotes than a Tolstoy novel. Protesters gathered outside the court, waving signs, dictionaries, and confused emojis. Some activists demanded the ruling be overturned in favor of “lived experience,” while others demanded someone just explain what’s going on.



Legal scholars praised the Court for its “radical embrace of reality,” while critics warned this could lead to further outbreaks of common sense across Europe.

As of press time, Merriam-Webster was seen quietly editing its definition of “woman” for the 14th time this year—this time using a Magic 8-Ball.

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  1. Joe Modarots says:
    12 months ago

    “Radical embrace of reality !”…
    What a great fraise to describe how far off the path of “common sense” we have been unwittingly led, and how bizarrely difficult the fight to get back on that path seems to be.
    ( Not just in this area of reality either ! )

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  2. GSM says:
    12 months ago

    It’s sad that humans have become sadistic and brain dead . The most simple of things bypass the space that used to hold a brain .
    One day all will see the truth ! When they stand before the God of Heaven. Even this doesn’t matter if you believe it or not. Wanting and saying he doesn’t exist Doesn’t make it your way ! Anymore than saying you are not born the gender that you are.
    Satan has had over 6000 yrs to design this plan ! And by all accounts . It’s working ! Just know this . It’s about to come to an end !
    Whose face will you be looking into when you wake up dead?
    One laughing at you. Or one that says ! Welcome home my child !

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  3. Pia says:
    12 months ago

    BUT, do some still believe that an island (like Guam) will “tip over” if too many people are on it (as stated by Hank Johnson-Democrat congressman); or that the moon is a gaseous mass like the lady (I forgot her name but she is a democrat) congress person – funny, I thought the moon was made of Swiss cheese!!!!!!!!!

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  4. MAGA Man says:
    12 months ago

    In the U.S. we let the brain dead vote. WHY???

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  5. Ron C says:
    12 months ago

    The freaks, geeks, weirdos aren’t going to like this, most likely they will start acting out!

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