Following her arrest, pop star Britney Spears reportedly told officers the entire incident was actually part of a “scientific experiment,” sources have confirmed.
According to Spears, the goal of the experiment was simple: determine how long a normal human brain can remain stable while living in California.
Police say the experiment reached its first milestone during the traffic stop when officers approached the vehicle and Spears reportedly greeted them by sighing and saying:
“Oops… I did it again.”
Spears allegedly explained the evening began innocently enough while listening to her hit song “Toxic“, which she reportedly described as “the perfect theme music for California politics.”
Things reportedly escalated after Spears sat through a full policy speech delivered by California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Witnesses say that roughly halfway through the speech, Spears quietly stared into space before slowly reaching for a glass and announcing:
“Okay… “Gimme More” .”
A source close to Spears said the singer began drinking in a desperate attempt to erase the speech from her memory.
“She’s not blaming Newsom for the DUI,” the source explained. “But if she hadn’t watched that speech she probably would’ve stopped at one glass… or moved to Texas.”
Police say Spears continued explaining the experiment during the traffic stop while repeatedly referring to California politics as a “Circus“.
As of press time, officers reportedly allowed Spears to finish the explanation before politely informing her the experiment had officially failed and reminding the singer she’s “Not That Innocent.”
Child will self-distruct. SAD.
This crossed a line. She is so talented, and she has been through so much. People went to bat for her. She might not have her family, but she has herself. That’s a good place to start! Mental illness is hereditary and progressive. We lost our Aunt Paula to a drunk driver in 1979. She left behind three little girls, and it was rough! Britney has more money than most for therapy and treatment. Emotional maturity is vital. There are young women who have been kidnapped and used for sex trafficking! Young women raped and murdered in this country. Britney needs to look outside herself.
The Fact that She gas Money is a good reason so many seemed to be after her. They all want a piece of it. When One’s try to take away everything a Woman stands for, at that is being a Mother & a Woman. Things start to go crazy! We All need to understand that so much has happened in the World because of Money! Some is Good & some is bad! So many began thinking They thinking They can Steal Children & it was Ok! That was not ok!!! Now it is time that that kind of mentality to feel the Sharpness of Their own sword & that is the Wrath of God, that will remind everyone about the 10 Commandment’s & the Shall & Shall Not do! Therefore people, please tell Me where it is that You stand? On the side of Good or Evil? That does not include what You think is right or wrong! It only includes what God think’s! He & Mother Nature shall Scan Each Heart & Mind & get to the Truth Inside Out! Remember that We live in a Round World & Your Square House’s or Boxes shall not save You, nor and Rock above or under the Ground! Another thing is Fo not Drink to much alcohol & Drive! Her Friend’s were No Friend’s since They simply let Her, thinking more for them! Get it!