Pete Hegseth faced an unusual panel during his Senate Armed Services Committee confirmation hearing, as he was questioned by a group of literal clowns, sources have confirmed.
The clowns, hired inadvertently due to a mix-up at the Senate staffing office, turned what is typically a solemn procedure into a circus-like spectacle.
As Hegseth addressed serious national security concerns, the clown panel honked horns, threw pies, and juggled, providing a stark contrast to the grave topics at hand. “Is this a hearing or a birthday party?” Hegseth joked, trying to dodge a flying rubber chicken while discussing military strategy.
The clowns, though thoroughly entertaining, struggled to ask relevant questions. One clown, squeezing a squeaky toy, asked about Hegseth’s views on “global balloon inflation,” while another rode a unicycle around the room, advocating for “more cycles of peace.”
Critics of the hearing decried it as diminishing the dignity of the confirmation process, while others applauded the levity brought to typically dry proceedings.
As of press time, a bill was being drafted to ensure future committee members are thoroughly vetted for actual legislative competence—or at least, basic clowning skills.
I was embarrassed by the democrats stupid questions. They chastised him before asking anything relevant then expected him to answer with a simple yes or no. It was disgusting.
ah, duh. The democrats care not that their people have ruined the natIon. They will do everything in their power to stop the gop from repairing it.
It is hard to believe that these clowns were ELECTED to our Senate! What a complete embarrassment Democrats are.
As the Democrats continue their backward slide into irrelevance, they show their lack of knowledge on ANY subject. Their questions are not relevant to the subject as they only want to demean and attack people personally. I truly believe that the Democratic party is going the way of the Whig party. They have gone so far to the left that they have lost touch with just about everybody. They will probably be taken over and nobody will miss them.
Elizabeth Warren should be ashamed of herself. There is no excuse for being so nasty. No wonder the Democrats lost so horribly. Unless they come to terms with their failed policies and what the American Voters told them, they will cease to be.R
If Pete had worn a War Bonnet, Pocahontas would vote for him.
Once again Republicans support a rapist, sexual abuser, denigrator of women and say it is not important. He has no ethics and obviously would support troops comitting war crimes. The acusations were not anonymous and there were a lot of complaints about him. Even his mother verified compalints against him and his behaviour.
You are one sick individual. Please see a doctor immediately
Asswipe!
The indian bitch was one of the worst clowns! Typical democrap behavior!
Pete did great holding his own without notes while the Dems once again embarrassed our great country. Nothing but negative bull from them as always. I’m proud of Pete!!!! He’s a wonderful choice!
DEMOCRAPS JUST CAN NOT HELP BUT DISPLAY THEIR STUPIDITY, IGNORANCE, HATE, CORRUPTION. AMERICA THE PUTRIFIED SWAMP IS GETTING DRAINED ON PIECE OF SCUM AT A TIME. NOW STRIP THEM ALL OF THEIR STOLEN MILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS THE PAY DIWN THE DEBT THESE FOOLS CREATED. All their SALARIES SHOULD BE STOPPED ASAP WHEN THEY LEAVE OFFICE. TERM LIMITS, SALARIES VOTED ON BY STATES THEY REPRESENT. ALL SALARIES STOP WHEN THEY LEAVE OFFICE THAT IS EVERY REPRESENTATIVE OF BOTH PARTIES. Stop Middle Class Taxpayers SLAVE TRADE