College campuses all over the country have felt relief as throngs of protestors have gone home to protest at their parent’s house for the weekend, sources have confirmed.
“It’s nice that we can count on that,” said Josef Sorett, Dean of Columbia University. “Don’t get me wrong, these god damn protests are a pain in my ass and I can’t wait until they’re over. But at least when they go home to mooch food and gas money from their folks we get a chance to hose down the quad and try to do something about the stench.”
Local suburban parents were displeased when they realized what they were in store for.
“I told my son he could bring a few friends home with him this weekend,” said local mother Helen Lewis, folding one of several hundred hoodies she’d washed that day. “I didn’t realize it was going to be 150 kids all screaming about Palestine. I’ll try to feed them all, but I’ve never cooked for a vegan in my life, so they’re just gonna have to take what I give them.”
As of press time, the college students had begun protesting Mrs. Lewis’ lack of craft beer and high speed internet.
These college students protesting at their parents home is a good place for them to protest, for a number of reasons.
#1- It shows the parents what their money has bought them. #2- It proves that colleges today don’t teach anything worth what has been spent on the education that young adults require to be respectful citizens of society. #3- Marxism is a waste of time, money, economics, industry and most importantly, lacks common sense!
What a waste…………………Maybe that’s why “Trade Schools” are doing so much better in attendance then colleges these days and cost far less on your return, giving young adults a chance at what We all believed was “The American Dream”.
Yeah, wouldn’t it be great if they would just get back to Black Lives Matter protesting of the drug overdose death of a a black crackhead criminal in police custody and leave the Zionist Jews alone while they ethnic cleanse Arabs out of their historic homeland in Palestine?
Quite the contrary, ethnic Arabs have ethnically cleansed most of north Africa and southwest Asia of their indigenous languages and religions. Zionism is the only decolonization program in the region, abdul.