Following the President’s surprising appearance on The Howard Stern Show yesterday, the President announced plans to start an ‘anything goes,’ radio show of his own, surprised Washington insiders have confirmed.
“What’s up fuckers?” asked Biden, who’s instructed listeners to call him ‘Skidmark’ from now on. “This is Skidmarks in the Mornin’! The only place to hear the leader of the free world take calls and listen to fart stories from 6 to 10AM every weekday. Call in now!”
The move surprised many in the local Washington DC radio market.
“Well, I guess he had a good time on Stern” said local cab driver Elliott Waters. “But this really is despicable behavior from our President. I tuned in the other day and he was giving countries money based on how well hookers of that nationality performed in a trivia game. This is no way to run our foreign policy!”
As of press time, President Joe Biden had caused controversy by announcing his intentions to hire “a colored woman,” as his sidekick.
Wait a minute! Wasn’t he already a world famous, number one in the western hemisphere shock jock in his youth. I thought I heard him claim once that he was.