In a scene that’s pure political satire, former FBI chief James Comey was caught frolicking on Palm Beach, just north of Mar-a-Lago, playing with shells and crafting sand castles, sources have confirmed.
The disgraced G-man, once a Trump nemesis, seemed carefree, sculpting a sandy “Hillary’s Email Server” while humming Sweet Caroline, per eyewitnesses.
Conservatives on X erupted, with one user quipping, “From spying to sand pies—what a fall!”
Trump, spotting Comey from his estate, posted on Truth Social, “Crooked Comey’s building castles while I build America!”
The right mocked Comey’s “beach bum” phase as proof he’s “lost it” after his 2017 firing, while liberals sighed, calling it a “well-deserved break.”
Local beachgoers noted Comey’s sand castle had a tiny “FBI HQ” flag, stirring chuckles.
As of press time, Trump was reportedly planning a “yuge” sandcastle contest to “outbuild Comey by a million shells.”
He should be jailed for his threats against President Trump
Amen
Another day. Should either jail or commit him.
Comey should have been put in front of a firing squad years ago for his treason and crimes.
Comey is not the only one who made a death threat on a sitting president A democrat sitting senator contacted Kohameni to see if she could get the Iranian regime to murder Trump Where is she ? Still breaking the law It’s against the law To threaten/ death threats against any sitting president They did this in 2016 And we had a piss poor DOJ Wray .
This time it’s suppose to be a loyal DOJ that is suppose to be doing her job . I will say it over and over Patel and Bondi are both plants. Patel has not cleaned out the FBI . Instead he just moved the criminal FBI agents to other locations to continue their crimes Like shredding Epstein documents.,Plus he has ask for A billion dollars to increase their evil activities. Bondi has yet to bring one charge against anyone that DOGE uncovered all that evidence against.
And now we watch as the piss poor idiot wussie republicans do a sneaky midnight bill passing nothing Trump wanted But gave us 1.5 more Trillion of dollars on our backs And not one thing for Americans .
Folks republicans think they won their elections because we wanted them
The answer is we hate them as bad as democrats Like 2016 we voted to give Trump people to help Americans . And we are reliving what they did in 2016. Paul Ryan was that treasonous bastard Bow it’s McConnell The guy to sleeps with the Chinese CCP
We had better hope new people who are not for either party run in the midterms
Totally agree!! Comey, Brennan, and all communist democrats should be put before a firing squad! Make America democrat free!!
Totally agree ! Alcatraz awaits them all ! Hillary and Bill Get the tree first. Dont waste anymore money feeding them Then. Use the wall with 8 men aiming .
Not one of them deserves to con Another American Half of Americans are so dumbed down . By these people who laugh at them s they cut off their parts
Sir comey and his groupie misfits should all be put away.Leftists are knocking Trump for being vindictive against the leftist,marxist misfits that railroaded him,wouldn’t you feel the same way.Everything that dizzy lizzie,pigloosli and the rest of the”kangaroos”,the members of that court should be severely disciplined,like prison.