The Daily Skrape
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
SUBSCRIBE
No Result
View All Result
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
No Result
View All Result
The Daily Skrape
No Result
View All Result
Home U.S. News

Confused Joe Biden Spends Veteran’s Day Looking For the Groundhog

Joe King by Joe King
November 12, 2024
in U.S. News
18
Confused Joe Biden Spends Veteran’s Day Looking For the Groundhog
5.4k
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

During yesterday’s scheduled Veterans Day remembrance events, a confused Joe Biden wondered aloud if the Groundhog would see its shadow, sources confirmed. 

“I think Joe [Biden] completely got his holidays mixed up,” said Mary Martin, a former Naval officer who was invited to attend yesterday’s ceremony. “When I went to shake the Commander in Chief’s hand, he just asked me if I thought the groundhog would see its shadow today or not. Then he said he was going to find it before anyone else and scurried off into the woods. Are we sure he’s fit to finish his term?” 



Despite the troubling behavior from Biden, his aides insisted he was fine, as always. 

“Look, everybody has their own particular ways that they celebrate certain events,” said Biden administrative assistant Joe Carl. “Some people go trick or treating, some stay home and hand out candy, you know? Just because President Biden spent most of his Veteran’s Day speech talking about whether or not that blasted Groundhog is going to cause an early winter does not mean he doesn’t take the sacrifices of our fallen brothers and sisters very, very seriously. How dare you question his mental fitness, in fact.”

As of press time, Biden had emerged from the White House and answered questions from reporters dressed as Santa Claus for some reason.

Tags: BidenVeteran's Day
Previous Post

Trump Confirms Hulk Hogan Will Receive Cabinet Position 

Next Post

Liberals Delay Plan to Storm White House After Discovering It Involved Them Going Outside

Joe King

Joe King

Next Post
Liberals Delay Plan to Storm White House After Discovering It Involved Them Going Outside

Liberals Delay Plan to Storm White House After Discovering It Involved Them Going Outside

Comments 18

  1. Harold says:
    8 months ago

    President Biden lose is mind, before he was elected in 2020,HE UNFIT TOO FINISH HIS TERM AS PRESIDENT, EVEN DOE DEMOCRATS SAY BIDEN IS FINE. LOL,THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID,AND SEE HIM AS A DISGRACE POLITICAL LIER THATS UNFIT TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT.

    Reply
    • Gary Brown says:
      8 months ago

      Hey Harold,is English your native tongue?

      Reply
      • Chief Portuguese says:
        8 months ago

        His point is very clear, you truly have an with reality!

        Reply
      • Joseph Adamski says:
        8 months ago

        Good think we have grammar nazi`s to protect the world against terrible things like this. Your parents must be very proud of you for catching that. Good for you.

        Reply
    • Brian says:
      8 months ago

      Russian Bot??

      Reply
  2. Harold says:
    8 months ago

    President Biden is a disaster as V.P and a disgrace Lier.

    Reply
  3. Richard Allan Kent says:
    8 months ago

    WE ARE BELOW THE “BOTTOM” OF THE BOTTOM WITH THIS PIECE OF A PERSON REPRESENTING MY BELOVED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

    RICHARD ALLAN KENT
    UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
    1965-1969
    HONORABLE DISCHARGE

    Reply
    • Jane says:
      8 months ago

      Time’s a comin’…I dunno about the groundhog, but January WILL arrive!

      Reply
    • Jackie says:
      8 months ago

      Buckle up Buttercup, you are in for a ride!! Once you know the difference, how about a high five?!!

      Reply
  4. Deb Wrobel says:
    8 months ago

    Sad to watch, think back to President Reagan’s cognitive decline.
    I prefer President Biden finishing his term to the alternative.

    Reply
  5. FRANK SCHELL says:
    8 months ago

    Yes, even thinking anyone would ever have to say president Harris leaves a foul taste in the mouth that will take a long time to clean out

    Reply
  6. Joe Moderots says:
    8 months ago

    For some reason, that I will never understand, the Democrat (“ They say Democratic, because it sounds better”…
    President Trump says,” Democrat, because it sounds worse !”) party staged a coup, and an attempted anointment to replace an apparently cognitively failing candidate with an apparently already cognitively failed one !
    The American people, obviously realizing that the Democrats ploy was like demanding that they drink spoiled milk to get the taste of rotten eggs out of their mouths, and undeniably declared through free and fair election, that they were HAVING NON OF IT, and chose Donald J. Trump
    to be their next President and Commander in Chief !
    ( ya see that Kamala… that’s called a word salad with meaning ! 👍😃)

    Reply
  7. dakotahjoe says:
    8 months ago

    This was funny and I am a Dem. FYI: These stories are not true. No wonder Trump won. Idiot voters.

    Reply
    • Maya Certs says:
      8 months ago

      I am a deplorable, racist, sexist, fascist , but I am not an idiot. By the way, TRUMP WON !

      Reply
  8. Linda Kenney says:
    8 months ago

    I don’t care what he hallucinated about. He needs to stay in office so we don’t get a President Harris.

    Reply
  9. Linda Kenney says:
    8 months ago

    I don’t care what Biden’s hallucinating about. He needs to stay in office until January so that we don’t get a President Harris by default.

    Reply
  10. Jackie says:
    8 months ago

    Now is the time to abolish, cancel, eliminate, delete, erase and ban the two most offensive, divisive, racist words in our language. Democrat and Republican. These words need to be replaced. We don’t need to be identified by our politics. Politics can get you killed or looked over after a hurricane. We the people need to start fresh without those two words.

    Reply
  11. Carl says:
    8 months ago

    I agree with Gary. Spoken English should be able to be understood . We have become way too lax in grammar and punctuation. If you ignore that, you are part of the problem.

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  • Trending
  • Comments
  • Latest
Trump Ordered to Fix Iran’s Smashed Reactors

Trump Ordered to Fix Iran’s Smashed Reactors

June 23, 2025
Queen Hilary

Hillary Mocks Military at Soros Royal Wedding

June 16, 2025
Nantucket Anger

Nantucket Snobs Miss Illegals After Crisis Stunt

June 11, 2025
Costco Madness

Costco’s Elite Rush Buries Stores in Chaos

June 30, 2025
Trump Ordered to Fix Iran’s Smashed Reactors

Trump Ordered to Fix Iran’s Smashed Reactors

27
bass yelling

Bass’s ICE Tantrum: Feds Say, “You Leave First!”

14
Rioters Beg Mexico to Annex Los Angeles

Rioters Beg Mexico to Annex Los Angeles

14
Queen Hilary

Hillary Mocks Military at Soros Royal Wedding

11
mcgregor 250

UFC 1776: Trump to Referee Patriotic Punch-Out!

July 5, 2025
4th

“Patriots vs. Picketers: Independence Day Showdown”

July 4, 2025
sleep

Hakeem’s Hush-Hush Delay Leaves Dems Dozing

July 3, 2025
Jeffries

Jeffries’ Bat-tered Ego: Democrat’s Swing at Trump Bill Strikes Out

July 3, 2025
The Daily Skrape

© 2025 DailySkrape.com. All Rights Reserved.

Site Information

  • About
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • Subscribe

Follow Us

No Result
View All Result
  • Politics
  • U.S. News
  • World News
  • Sports
  • Entertainment
SUBSCRIBE

© 2025 DailySkrape.com. All Rights Reserved.

I Want You!

...to join our mailing list!

Enter your email address

Thanks, I’m not interested