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Confused Joe Biden Spends Veteran’s Day Looking For the Groundhog

Joe King by Joe King
November 12, 2024
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During yesterday’s scheduled Veterans Day remembrance events, a confused Joe Biden wondered aloud if the Groundhog would see its shadow, sources confirmed. 

“I think Joe [Biden] completely got his holidays mixed up,” said Mary Martin, a former Naval officer who was invited to attend yesterday’s ceremony. “When I went to shake the Commander in Chief’s hand, he just asked me if I thought the groundhog would see its shadow today or not. Then he said he was going to find it before anyone else and scurried off into the woods. Are we sure he’s fit to finish his term?” 



Despite the troubling behavior from Biden, his aides insisted he was fine, as always. 

“Look, everybody has their own particular ways that they celebrate certain events,” said Biden administrative assistant Joe Carl. “Some people go trick or treating, some stay home and hand out candy, you know? Just because President Biden spent most of his Veteran’s Day speech talking about whether or not that blasted Groundhog is going to cause an early winter does not mean he doesn’t take the sacrifices of our fallen brothers and sisters very, very seriously. How dare you question his mental fitness, in fact.”

As of press time, Biden had emerged from the White House and answered questions from reporters dressed as Santa Claus for some reason.

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Comments 18

  1. Harold says:
    1 year ago

    President Biden lose is mind, before he was elected in 2020,HE UNFIT TOO FINISH HIS TERM AS PRESIDENT, EVEN DOE DEMOCRATS SAY BIDEN IS FINE. LOL,THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID,AND SEE HIM AS A DISGRACE POLITICAL LIER THATS UNFIT TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT.

    Reply
    • Gary Brown says:
      1 year ago

      Hey Harold,is English your native tongue?

      Reply
      • Chief Portuguese says:
        1 year ago

        His point is very clear, you truly have an with reality!

        Reply
      • Joseph Adamski says:
        1 year ago

        Good think we have grammar nazi`s to protect the world against terrible things like this. Your parents must be very proud of you for catching that. Good for you.

        Reply
    • Brian says:
      1 year ago

      Russian Bot??

      Reply
  2. Harold says:
    1 year ago

    President Biden is a disaster as V.P and a disgrace Lier.

    Reply
  3. Richard Allan Kent says:
    1 year ago

    WE ARE BELOW THE “BOTTOM” OF THE BOTTOM WITH THIS PIECE OF A PERSON REPRESENTING MY BELOVED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

    RICHARD ALLAN KENT
    UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
    1965-1969
    HONORABLE DISCHARGE

    Reply
    • Jane says:
      1 year ago

      Time’s a comin’…I dunno about the groundhog, but January WILL arrive!

      Reply
    • Jackie says:
      1 year ago

      Buckle up Buttercup, you are in for a ride!! Once you know the difference, how about a high five?!!

      Reply
  4. Deb Wrobel says:
    1 year ago

    Sad to watch, think back to President Reagan’s cognitive decline.
    I prefer President Biden finishing his term to the alternative.

    Reply
  5. FRANK SCHELL says:
    1 year ago

    Yes, even thinking anyone would ever have to say president Harris leaves a foul taste in the mouth that will take a long time to clean out

    Reply
  6. Joe Moderots says:
    1 year ago

    For some reason, that I will never understand, the Democrat (“ They say Democratic, because it sounds better”…
    President Trump says,” Democrat, because it sounds worse !”) party staged a coup, and an attempted anointment to replace an apparently cognitively failing candidate with an apparently already cognitively failed one !
    The American people, obviously realizing that the Democrats ploy was like demanding that they drink spoiled milk to get the taste of rotten eggs out of their mouths, and undeniably declared through free and fair election, that they were HAVING NON OF IT, and chose Donald J. Trump
    to be their next President and Commander in Chief !
    ( ya see that Kamala… that’s called a word salad with meaning ! 👍😃)

    Reply
  7. dakotahjoe says:
    1 year ago

    This was funny and I am a Dem. FYI: These stories are not true. No wonder Trump won. Idiot voters.

    Reply
    • Maya Certs says:
      1 year ago

      I am a deplorable, racist, sexist, fascist , but I am not an idiot. By the way, TRUMP WON !

      Reply
  8. Linda Kenney says:
    1 year ago

    I don’t care what he hallucinated about. He needs to stay in office so we don’t get a President Harris.

    Reply
  9. Linda Kenney says:
    1 year ago

    I don’t care what Biden’s hallucinating about. He needs to stay in office until January so that we don’t get a President Harris by default.

    Reply
  10. Jackie says:
    1 year ago

    Now is the time to abolish, cancel, eliminate, delete, erase and ban the two most offensive, divisive, racist words in our language. Democrat and Republican. These words need to be replaced. We don’t need to be identified by our politics. Politics can get you killed or looked over after a hurricane. We the people need to start fresh without those two words.

    Reply
  11. Carl says:
    1 year ago

    I agree with Gary. Spoken English should be able to be understood . We have become way too lax in grammar and punctuation. If you ignore that, you are part of the problem.

    Reply

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