Cracker Barrel’s logo resurrection has sent shockwaves through progressive circles, sources have confirmed.
Reports indicate entire Woke Studies departments are holding candlelight vigils for the fallen “inclusive barrel” that never was, while vegan drum circles in Portland have declared a week of silence—interrupted only by the sound of gluten-free bongos.
One activist allegedly filed a lawsuit against gravity itself, claiming rocking chairs “oppress marginalized spines.”
Another demanded that they are “shown proof of an actual cracker barrel”.
Meanwhile, President Donald Trump hailed the logo’s return as “the single greatest thing to happen to breakfast since bacon,” and hinted that future rallies may feature Uncle Herschel on stage tossing grits like confetti.
Democratic strategists reportedly panicked, with one anonymous staffer insisting the new imagery “reeks of dangerous nostalgia” and could inspire Americans to remember they actually like America.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attempted to livestream her outrage but froze mid-rant after realizing Wi-Fi signals are technically “invisible privilege.”
As of press time, progressive groups were seen holding therapy goats outside D.C., while Uncle Herschel was allegedly smiling next to his barrel on Cracker Barrel signs every where.
Liberals are insane
It was a one of a kind unique restaurant. Especially since the food that Americans ate has been replaced by Mexican and every other country .This is nothing but a poor attempt at damage control. Nothing has changed . Their woke agendas are still in place. And the uninviting antiseptic environment is still there it would have fit most of the other restaurants but not this one ! They put back the logo. But left the crappy interior and the DEI agendas . Look up Their employment application. It’s the last American icon they have succeeded in removing.
It states no white people or straight people.
Nothing but perverts and illegals and blacks
Sorry Cracker Barrel . You destroyed your own business.
That sign was not what people enjoyed. It simply told you that you Were about to enter a Cracker Barrel.
The inside was a wonderful place to sit down .,Despite the very uncomfortable wooden chairs. It felt like it used to at grandmas house the fireplace was a welcome experience on a cold and dreary day There are those that claim it was racist. Which is crazy since blacks stole the country cooking for themselves as soul food. Africans never had country cooking especially fried chicken and watermelon. Africa gave us okra. It was a southern white women that taught them how to cook . When in fact . The old country store was a symbol of a time before supermarkets. It reminded you of a time when families sat together around the fire . And enjoyed games and reading. A more simple calmer enjoyable time that you would spend as a family . There is the reason For the destruction . Everything that says anything about America . Family was once a real thing . Now being replaced by cultures that are here to destroy. Plus They have destroyed everything about the family unite . How many children actually visit their grandparents or even know them today? The onset of DEI and cancel woke culture knows nothing of that kinder more gentler environment
I still remember . When a mother was a real mom Not a screaming idiot declaring her desires to murder What she laid down to get.
But we should have known They got rid of God and our entire identity
Hmm. If I tried to unpack all that, I’d need an Amazon warehouse.
Good maybe you learned something Or maybe you are just one of those who . Well let’s say doesn’t like the great things that America really used to be and have . Wiping out any history of The greatness of America is paramount to your generation.
Hope they fired that woke destroying bitch because they will never rebound otherwise.
Companies that promote destroyers are going to get destroyed she’s woke and your going broke period.
The “woke” are in dire need of a Giant Dope Slap.
I used to live on a beautiful mountain lake. All the houses there had been built in the 20’s, 30’s
and 40’s. They were all hand built and beautifully crafted using raw stone and natural wood.
They had high pitched roofs supported by naturally beautiful timber’s and the ceilings, walls and floors were all beautiful natural wood complete with naturally occurring knots, blemishes and grain. These places where absolutely stunning ! ( think the Duttons house on the program “Yellowstone.”)
Then, the folks from Manhattan who believe in everything “ natural “ started moving to the lake. They bought these amazing, can’t duplicate, can’t replace, one of a kind, old, magnificent, charming pieces of history. The first thing they did was paint over every single natural roof truss, beam, wall panel and door with the whitest white paint they could find ! They destroyed forever these historic examples of true art and craftsmanship ! Also destroying the very charm that is supposed to be a lake house get away ! They did succeed however in making their grand, lake house getaways look and feel exactly and precisely like their cold, white, completely nondescript small Manhattan apartment environments that they were trying to get away from in the first place ! I never understood that mentality then, and I can’t for the life of me understand what Cracker Barrel and other classic American companies are thinking and doing now !