Dana “‘Sleepy Joe’ Expert” Carvey saw Biden’s brain fog before the rest of us, Fox News sources have confirmed.
The SNL legend, famed for mimicking Biden’s bumbling, allegedly whispered to castmates that the ex-prez’s mental stumbles weren’t just shtick—they were “disturbingly verbatim.”
“I’d slur a line, he’d slur it in real life,” Carvey reportedly shrugged, per Fox insiders.
Sources claim Biden’s team begged SNL to nix the “wandering grandpa” gags, fearing they hit too close to home.
Carvey’s skits, from blank stares to mid-sentence naps, were less parody and more prophecy, with right-wing pundits now crowning him “MAGA’s Nostradamus.”
Leftists scoff, calling it “just comedy, you deplorables.”
The scoop has conservatives howling that SNL hid Biden’s “cognitive collapse” to shield Dems.
As of press time, Carvey was spotted pitching a new sketch: Biden debating a Roomba and losing.
That church lady dude is too funny 😂
Heck, I knew it before he was even allegedly voted in as President. He couldn’t even leave his basement and couldn’t talk then. I was stunned that people actually voted for him because he couldn’t figure out what and where he was, and he was in his own basement. LOL
I agree.
So the Church Lady knew…
And the Church Lady told everyone…
And everyone told the Church Lady to just mind her P’s and Q’s…
Now isn’t THHHAAATTT SPECIAL !