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FBI to Chinese Spies: ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth!

Joe King by Joe King
July 1, 2025
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Two Chinese nationals were caught playing a sneaky game of espionage with America’s Navy heroes, sources have confirmed.

Chen and Lai, puppets of China’s Ministry of State Security, thought they could waltz onto the USS Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op, snapping selfies like it was a Communist cruise.



The FBI, tipped off by the sharp-eyed Naval Criminal Investigative Service, nabbed the duo Friday—Chen in Happy Valley, Lai in Houston.

They’re accused of orchestrating a shady “dead drop” cash scheme and trying to sweet-talk our patriotic sailors into spilling secrets for Beijing’s anti-American playbook.

FBI Director Kash Patel roared, “We’re slamming the door on China’s spy games!”

While woke leftists might whine about a “diplomatic misunderstanding,” red-blooded conservatives see this as the Red Dragon’s latest attempt to undermine our great nation.

The Navy’s standing tall, protecting our freedom.

As of press time, Chen and Lai were practicing their “lost tourist” act in federal lockup, claiming they just wanted shipyard souvenirs.

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Comments 6

  1. Frank says:
    10 months ago

    Confiscate everything they have than scan them for planted cameras

    Reply
  2. Sam says:
    10 months ago

    Death penalty

    Reply
    • GSM says:
      10 months ago

      It used to be so. But what about Erik Sowell sleeping and living with a Chinese spy that fled Ir Mitch McConnell married to one ?
      In the past they would have been shot. But Americans lives don’t mean anything to our government.

      Reply
  3. GSM says:
    10 months ago

    What about the Chinese who have brought deadly fungus and things into America to destroy our agriculture?
    I don’t know about you people But the FBI is low on the list of working for Americans
    And Patel ! Well he was to clean up the FBI and get rid of those who committed crimes against Americans . Well ! All he did was . Send them to other places to continue. That man is an absolute failure. The FBI focuses on Americans like Christians and grandmas. That agency should be ended as welol as the CIA . In retrospect None of the so called protective agencies work for Americans . Just themselves. And foreign entities
    When you look at our government under Biden letting the 100 Chinese Balloons map everything across America . We are sitting ducks. Since they did that They just warned us that they could strike directly into America where they want too .
    One day Americans will wakeup to the enemies within. That are those who claim to be Americans.

    Reply
  4. Rick says:
    10 months ago

    Chinese spies to FBI
    “You and your entire US government can’t tell the truth.

    Reply
    • GSM says:
      10 months ago

      You can’t either So where does that leave you Waiting for the Chinese to take you out Or the Russians who have been setting off both coasts At least Americans have some thing the rest of the world gave away We will die protecting our country with our 2. There are still real Americans in this country who do not fall for crap And maybe one of them will save your bum

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