As NASA’s Artemis II crew began their journey back to Earth after soaring past the moon and reporting “overwhelming” emotions, sources say not everyone on Earth was focused on the mission’s scientific success, sources have confirmed
According to an anonymous aide claiming close proximity to top Democratic leadership, a late-night “burner phone” call was allegedly placed to NASA shortly after the first images of lunar craters and ridges began arriving.
The question, sources say, was not about space exploration—but something far more urgent.
“Are you absolutely sure there are no potential alien voters up there?” one voice reportedly asked.
“We need those votes. They’re coming back too soon—we didn’t even get to put up signs.”
The aide claims concern grew after realizing the mission timeline did not include any outreach to possible extraterrestrial populations.
“There was panic,” the source said.
“If there’s intelligent life on the moon, we may have just missed an entire voting bloc.”
NASA officials declined to comment, though one engineer reportedly confirmed that no campaign materials were deployed on the lunar surface, nor were any attempts made to register craters.
When pressed by reporters, the leaders in question immediately pivoted to familiar anti-Republican talking points while aides adjusted what appeared to be football-field-sized projection screens aimed at the moon reading “Vote Blue” and “Red Is Bad.”
As of press time, Democrats were reportedly drafting emergency legislation to extend early voting to lunar orbit
The demo rats have lost all common sense why would anyone even vote for one of them I sure wouldn’t
I know this is satire but, dumbocRATS are stupid enough to think like this.
Not far from the truth. I’m shocked that the Dems haven’t yet passed legislation to print ballots in seven different languages like Medicare forms.
Don’t give them any ideas.
What the democrats failed to realize is that any “intelligent life” on the moon would NOT be voting for them.
Good one!