In a brutal betrayal, Democrats are urging Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman to resign and join Joe Biden in an assisted living facility, following a scathing New York magazine hit piece, sources have confirmed.
The article, dripping with insider snark, quotes staffers claiming Fetterman’s hoodie-clad leadership is unfit, suggesting he needs “round-the-clock care” instead of a Senate seat.
Conservatives on X are howling, calling it a liberal cannibalization of their own.
“They’re tossing Fetterman under the bus with Biden!” one post gloated.
The right, still basking in Trump’s policy wins, sees this as proof of Democrat desperation. Fetterman, defiant, vowed to stay, but the left’s knives are out, with whispers of replacing him with a “less embarrassing” progressive.
Critics argue the smear reeks of elitism, targeting Fetterman’s everyman vibe.
As of press time, Fetterman was spotted drafting a bill to declare hoodies “Senate chic.”
Wearing hoodie not as bad as insider trading
Obviously only in a world of sane people, but this is DNC opinion makers’ world – watch epstein-in-action’s “do what we say, because we need blackmail to enforce our brand of crazy.”
The minute Fetterman speaks with reason and sanity and makes sense the democrats/liberals turn on him
He belongs on Trumps team as chair of Dept. of Truth in politics.
Am I the only one who noticed
Over 2 yrs ago when Fetterman disappeared for a few months . He came back with a completely different shaped head /ears and face. Now we see and hear Biden giving speech’s and traveling . Apparently after a 3 month rest he was cured of his Alzheimers /dementia And writing books . Plus able to find his bum .
They were replaced !