Sean “Diddy” Combs is reportedly planning an “unconventional” strategy for his upcoming sentencing by turning the courtroom into a fashion runway, sources have confirmed.
The rapper, facing serious jail time , has petitioned the judge to allow him to appear in a full Sean John ensemble, arguing that “brand synergy” might soften the jury.
Insiders say the event is being billed as “Sentencing Chic 2025,” complete with lighting rigs, a catwalk, and a remix of his early 2000s hit Bad Boy for Life. Diddy allegedly told friends, “If I’m going down, I’m going down in velour.”
Garnering support from a handful of progressive activists, Combs suggested that the runway spectacle could double as a fundraiser for his future legal defense.
One supporter described it as “a bold stand against itchy prison uniforms and systemic fashion oppression.”
Prosecutors dismissed the move as “a desperate attempt to stay in the news,” while critics pointed out that his legal team seems to be more focused on wardrobe fittings than legal arguments.
As of press time, Diddy was reportedly rehearsing backstage, practicing his new walk while in handcuffs and leg irons — a strut his team has dubbed “The Chain Link.”
Yeah, let the super pimp rapist play dress up & wear chains for a prop. Just be sure to keep the POS in chains
All of his family, supporters etc looked like a runway walk. Can’t speak the kings English but can flaunt themselves. No humility before the judge.
Well he offered the same fame and fashion to all of the Hollywood actors.Before interrogating them in one of his many dark chambers. Maybe the judge will be his next. With the help of James Comeys daughter who is the prosecutor That 4 yrs will disappear. Well guess !!!!!
Tyler Perry And Obama And Oprah are keeping him out of a life in prison.
Let the Military Tribunals begin