Democrats have officially shut down the federal government not over policy, but in what sources describe as “the nation’s largest taxpayer-funded staycation,” sources have confirmed.
While millions of Americans brace for delays, furloughs, and chaos at airports, several Senate Democrats were spotted sprinting out of the Capitol with rolling luggage, sunscreen, and souvenir visors.
“No work, all perks!” they allegedly shouted, tossing TSA agents their carry-ons before boarding waiting buses labeled The Progressive Princess Cruise Lines.
According to insiders, the shutdown was planned weeks in advance.
One leaked memo reportedly read, “Objective: Stop Trump -‘we don’t like him’ . Secondary Objective: make sure backround screen is set to Congress . Objective 3 Shirley temple’s by noon.”
President Trump, frustrated at the spectacle, remarked, “We’re negotiating healthcare, and they’re ordering cabanas.”
Cruise passengers say they’ve seen Democratic senators sipping frozen daquiris while livestreaming lectures on “income inequality” from the ship’s all-you-can-eat steakhouse.
One bartender said one Dem legislator tipped him with monopoly money, explaining “That’s what real currency will look like once Trump’s policies are gone.”
As of press time, Democrats were preparing a press release demanding “hazard pay” for enduring weak Wi-Fi in international waters.
Fire everyone one of these bastards. They should also be part of the government shutdown with no pay for them also and revoke all benefits. democrats want to play games just wait to midterms and their asses are out in the streets. democrats start buy shovels because your digging very deep holes for yourselves that you can never get out of. Take your 20 million illegals down the hole with you. The American people are going to demand forensic financial investigations aka colonoscopy on all democrats that became multimillionaires in 4 years of the brain dead Biden administration. All on a government salary. We want a thorough investigation immediately.
I agree
Right best put if action taken .
If only…😎
Love your remarks.
Agree 100%
Amen. Very well stated. Democrats are garbage and need to go away. They don’t know their heads from the hole inn their tooshs!! Thiefs and Socialist
The Dems are sad, really sad!!
We would be better off with klndergarden kids running this country at least they can play together I agree they all need to be fired
President Trump should bring in the military fire all 535 in Congress, and send them to GitMo. President Trump should then round up all the left and woke judges, all the governors that are democrats because their cities are shit holes and going bankrupt and send them to GitMo. Our Country would be free and running like a top and all President Trump would have to do is throw less then 2000 of these rotten fraudsters in GitMo.
For weeks it’s been shown DC has had military jag Amassing in large numbers.
We must have Marshal law for the treasonous people who have been working to destroy America. To be brought to justice for their crimes Federal only jails .,Military executes treasonous people. With Marshall law comes tribunals . Folks this is what we voted for. I say do not leave out the democrats whores the media’s.
But bare in mind When a nation has steeped this low and this happens. Well pay close attention. Stalin is and example.
Power is addictive. Just look at democrats!
And that not only includes Comey and The Clinton’s And Pelosi And Schumer etc
That includes those who pretend to be Americans while lining up with those who hate America .
Ask what they are protesting for ?
It’s not for America. So their protests are to destroy America . This labels them terrorists within
Every democrat and rino throughout America are the reason We are no longer a resilient people.
Power and death to all Americans .Is the motto of the third Reich Which is the entire Democratic Party !
Nothing should or should have ever been given to illegals.
PS ! The leader of the school district that hired the illegal for superintendent. Was Big Mikes
assistant There’s your answer as to why and American didn’t have that job
I think we ought to put all democrats on a one way flight to Mars. That would solve sooooo many problems.
I agree with everything said above. President Trump is the BEST President we have ever had, hands down!
Sink the boat 😃