Democratic leaders have reportedly hired a consulting firm to retrain them on how to talk like normal human beings, sources have confirmed.
The move came after rocker Bruce Springsteen pointed out that Democrats “can’t speak to the majority of the nation,” sparking panic inside party headquarters.
The firm has been tasked with teaching progressives how to avoid their normal approach.
“We had to remind them that people don’t say ‘the unhoused’ at the grocery store,” one trainer explained.
“They say ‘homeless guy.’
And they don’t say ‘birthing person.’
They say ‘mom.’
The Democrats were stunned — some even fainted, and one demanded quiet time.”
Witnesses say a practice session went off the rails when AOC insisted that car theft was just “Community-Led Automotive Reallocation,” while another staffer described crime as “spontaneous community redistribution.”
At one point, Democrats gave themselves a ten-minute standing ovation after one member almost said the word “dad” — but then choked halfway through and called it “parental unit of masculine presentation.”
The instructor reportedly walked out, saying he couldn’t keep teaching a class that failed harder every time they thought they succeeded.
One trainee reportedly cried after learning that “trauma-informed” wasn’t a phrase most Americans ever use at Thanksgiving, while another demanded the word “turkey” be replaced with “feathered protein ally.”
As of press time, the firm was still struggling to get Democrats to replace the phrase “lived experience of systemic oppression” with the simpler word “life.”
One thing for sure is that you can’t take a Democrat and teach them God’s way, not man’s way. They are demonic and we need to get them out of any government position, keep them from teaching children (any age), get them out of our court systems and get the lawyers disbarred.
thank you and so true.
Amen
AMEN !!
… while they’re at it they can teach them to have respect for people who don’t always share their opinions and values. They might also try teaching them not to intentionally lie and deceive. Try also impressing on them that they are actually not superior in all ways to those who they disagree with and that these same people have human value equal to theirs. Good Luck, though.
Charles, do realize the ENORMITY of what you’re asking ?? 🤣🤣🤣 It’s like trying to get a MULE to stand on its’ hind legs and recite the GETTYSBURG ADDRESS !!!
my head always start to hurt when they say ‘birthing person. like you trying to say or get more guy to have one . or lable a person. you can’t say mom. one of the most basic worlds in the world.
Lunatic space cadets 😵💫
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How about gender affirming care for child mutilation? Women health care for murder (abortion) ?
How pathetic that the Left/Dems don’t know how to be human, spending their time making up words trying to
“impress” the rest of us. They impress me as being incredibly stupid. How come the Dems/Libs think they need to “consult” with Hollywood people to learn how to act? Dems/Libs have an extreme deficiency when it comes to brain power. Back in the sixties I witnessed a pompous football fan (not a player) at U-Mass (formerly known as Zoo-Mass) who thought he was above everyone by re-phrasing “Get that ball” to “Obtain the oblong spheroid” – what a schmuck!
Pia, I HOPE somebody beaned them with that “oblong spheroid” !!! 🤪
Bruce S definitely serves Satan as he hired 7 witches to stand outside of the WH to put spells on Trump before each election. Those spells worked the first term. The second one had God and his children in place. Those like democrats and BS are controlled by Satan himself. It spews from them like water . Conning and seeking to destroy their souls. He has had over 6000 yrs to perfect his plan. One Of Mankind’s total destruction ! And it’s coming We are in the End of Days . Hell will be very full ! It doesn’t matter if you believe in heaven or hell. You will find out the moment you quit breathing Do you really want to rely on the advise of those like BS and democrats etc!
Satan started the destruction of the family unit in The Garden of Eden . God sanctioned the family. And That is made up of Mom and dad and children. Not Bruce S idea . He is A homosexual as well as the teet bag wearing PButte.
When Cain killed Abel . Then division between the children and the parents . Then the total collapse between husband and wife. Anytime you remove God and what he says. Satan and his evil takes over. Thus giving us the LBGT whatever’s. And the genderless . And the millions who jump from bed to bed creating babies they kill by abortions that cut their little bodies up to sale They scream it’s their body their choice. But it’s not their body and it’s not their entire DNA .
Abortions put Americans in the sight of Gods wrath .
Democrats…. I just call them, fucked up.
AMEN !!!! 👍
🤣 if this is true, it is ROFLMAO funny.
What happened to BS? I guess he got lonely being at the bottom of the democrat cesspool. What an ASSBAG. I used to love his music, it was about hometowns and America, now he has ruined it with his evil and stupidity.