ICE agents and members of the GOP have been left scratching their heads, sources have confirmed.
Hundreds of unclothed protesters reportedly swarmed Portland’s ICE facility, riding everything from tricycles to unregistered donkeys in what officials are calling “the least aerodynamic rebellion in U.S. history.”
Witnesses say the demonstration was meant to “raise awareness about oppression, or maybe air circulation.”
One participant claimed the nudity symbolized “freedom from fabric colonialism,” though she was later spotted at a REI clearance sale buying yoga pants.
Authorities are now investigating a suspicious spike in youth bicycle thefts and missing livestock across the area.
Meanwhile, one protester was seen galloping the wrong direction after their donkey broke formation to chase a food truck advertising “chemical-free carrots.”
Republicans responded by proposing a new bill requiring “pants in public protests,” which immediately drew outrage from Portland’s City Council, calling it “anti-expressionist leg legislation.”
As of press time, several protesters were still circling the facility chanting “Donkey, turn left,” apparently trying to leave the protest, while ICE agents stood by wondering, “Is this really happening?”
Plz stop referring to these enemies of America as protestors . An American protestor would be standing against an injustice to Americans
Not one riot is for Americans rights
They are the treasonous enemies within that are trying to kill and destroy Americans
Serving the illegals and the fools that are pushing the end to a nation they call home.
Your rendition of them says volumes
Here is America’s more dangerous enemies within
OMG, GSM, you are one scary dude. The precious rights to free speech and to assemble are given to us in Article One of the Bill of Rights. You would take that away from your fellow citizens and say you are defending our country? You call them traitors? YOU are dangerously mistaken. Please note that I would never smear you with these epitaphs. We all love our country.
☝️Ask yourself !!!!!!
Where does the line for free speech begin and end and violence against ones own people begins ? . When do your rights remove mine ? Bare in mind no platforms have been issued. Just violence . Even our ancestors Had platforms to fight for Like our freedom to be free and to become a sovereign nation . Do you even know of the Revolutionary War ? These protestors are nothing but violence standing with illegals /foreign entities and are being paid by those like Soros to attack and burn and kill. Other nations are paying these people who are not protesting for Americans rights . One does not take money to hurt their own . But are dividing! These are against the rights of those They want entirety erased from American soil . Calling for the deaths of those who don’t think like them Is not free speech. Not one BLM or Antifa shows their faces. And have murdered not only white people Like the 23 yr old white pregnant woman they stomped to death And Like the 8yr old black girl they shot during their peaceful so called protests in Atlanta . Or the 24 yr old black guy they shot getting off the bus coming home from work in Seattle . Not one has even faced charges. Where were the tights of those they killed to just be doing it ?
You can spout the rules. But only those who honor them will be left standing When those who do not ! Will continue to use those very rules to destroy those who do obey the laws set for all of us .
☝️No you and your kind are the ones that scares the heck out of real Americans. You fail to understand our rights came from God not government . And with those rights comes responsibility . When compassion and empathy are no longer in our people. There is anarchy. And there will be no good out come !
Well those rights were paid for by the blood of our ancestors. Try using your good sense to separate evil from that which is right .
Freedom is not free . And we are watching our nation be systematically destroyed by the very things that were set up to protect those rights we should cherish . Oh we are way past thinking the way we used to . We have a right to speak. But that Doesn’t mean only a handful get to rule .
☝️PS: I am nearly 80 yrs old And I suspect I have indeed lived and seen more than You. I have lived when people did honor those rules. And Americans stood together to take out those who tried to destroy our nation. Our own enemies are own people Who do not honor what you think and do !
Read Gods word He told us all this was coming
GSM: I am 76 and a Christian. I too remember those days. I remember the assassination of Martin Luther King by James Earl Ray, a racist and segregationist. I remember Kent State when students were killed by unprepared and panicked national guardsmen. I remember Watergate where the Senate stood up to a corrupt President Nixon and when his Attorney General was sentenced to prison. I am not trying to put my rights over yours. To safeguard all rights is always balancing act. I am not seeing much violence by the protesters in Portland. I am terrified of masked federal officers taking people off the street. Remember when our law enforcement identified themselves? I do.
Bare in mind .
Pray for discernment to see through the lies of what the world wants you to believe ! And always know who that creator of lies is !
It Is a rare thing now in America to confess your love of God . Then if you are Gods child! Get rid of that fear. God is and has always been in control Not our government! He commands you to not fear man. His children were not born to be rugs for those who satan uses to destroy. You are to be a beacon to those who see God in you. Gods children became weak and decided government knew better. . That is , And was a mistake . Stand up the war is just beginning . God can not use a weak vessel . And as his Child you should know the ending of this war. God told you that they were coming to kill you for his name sake. That’s exactly what Satan wants. For Gods children to deny what God told them . That way he can take your soul. Your soul is the only thing in the world you have total control over. And it’s up to you to make sure it is is sealed in the blood of Jesus That’s why the church has fallen. He told you that too They began to tolerate and embrace those things God commanded his people not to do .Never in our history has Gods children faced so much hate in a nation that once served the true living God of Heaven . When those we allowed to sit in our government claim God but do not serve him . And if you read Gods word you know who and what Muslims are. And your God is not theirs. Here is your answer to those rights questions . By allowing every religion to have rights and remove our God gave us this division. A house divided can not stand. And a nation who preys in its most innocent will cease to exist . God blessed America as long as they served him. Every step is bringing us to the return of Jesus to take his children home
Well I know you see that is no longer the case Our demise must happen as we are the only nation in the entire world that it’s people were solely based on God and were ever free . When our ancestors gave their lives to remove King George America became a great nation because of God . So we could be One of Gods own . Sadly thats no longer the case for half The people of this country ! . America will go down or will be the great whore That sits in the in the sea in Revelation. America became the target of Gods wrath with the first murder of the first unborn creation of Gods Children .,I fear no death as I know they are coming Hitler/Stalin/ Mussolini started with getting rid of those in their streets that were attacking their own people. Then because people gave up their freedom for safety. They systematically began their population control . We too walk a thin line to that kind of takeover . When they cleaned up the streets they knew they now controlled the people. This is why it’s hard to watch as Americans turn on their own for the very enemies that want us all dead . Those rights are only protected by those who see them as rights from God . I too remember Kent state happened because of a corrupt government that used LSD to see how mind control worked. They were openly trying to find something to control the masses. Since then they found a way .,There it was ! Something they found with the Covid. Gods children took God out of the whole equation. What does God tell you in PS-91 . Fear is what they want. And yes all of this is just part of a giant plan to rid the world of Gods children. Everything you fear is what God said not to. Fear is the tool they use to control and eventually use to kill . If you remember Do your real research. If you still watch the boob tube Then you have their tool in your home . Some of those things like Martin Luther who died in a Memphis motel was forever removed to create the narrative that he was all about the trodden down blacks. All used to create the racism we as whites live with today .In that motel were 6 women of the night. And at the end of the civil war. There were more white skates in Turkey than had ever been in America. And the shocker to perhaps even you. Blacks created slavery. I suggest Professor Thomas Sowells documentary on this subject He is a black man . Gods children have always been slaves and targets of death .
As a child of God I know as you should ! Where we are and what is happening If you know God ! You know this breakdown has been coming ever since Satan decided to remove God and his children. Remember Christians have murdered Christians from their very inception.
Our education system destroyed Americans from the 60 yr olds down . No God and absolute no love for family or country. Our people are no longer individuals who create and build. And the most Gods children can do is pray. For those who are coming to God . Plz hurry up. Father come quickly . The Church has tolerated Satans agendas. And he has had over 6000 yrs to set his plan in place
As you well know What we view as rights set forth in our Constitution and the Bill of Rights and the Federalists /Preamble papers. Have been systematically destroyed by satans children.
In this time of censorship and lies and AI and Grok And Chatpt
There is only 7 things I know that is real that keeps me bound to the truth.
1-God 2-Jesus 3-Heaven 4-Hell 5 satan
6- My salvation / soul is covered with the blood of Jesus
I am about to go home How about you
The First Amendment of the US Constitution does not “grant” any right. It specifies certain pre-existing rights, and prohibits the government from interference thereof. It is often is bitter pill to swallow, but Freedom of Speech is about people, whom I don’t like, saying things, that I don’t like. Actions, on the other hand, are another matter. It is fundamental to our republic.